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War n’ Oats
@jedgeco.bsky.social
An innocent bystander, but somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place. And I’m down on my luck.
You will not revitalize movie theaters with "premium offering[s]" that only communicate to audiences that the movies are "special occasion" events.
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Also, looking like hammered shit these days:
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That’s fine, it was never the same after the edited out Steve Tyler making The Shocker during the line movie.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"This isn't Dallas! This is Nashville! They can't do this to us in Nashville!"
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Most unintentionally hilarious thing I've read all week:
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I would go further on Section 6 and completely prohibit any income or renumeration during term of office except for what is generated in a congressionally authorized retirement account.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh, man, the insane set decorator who imagines someone with an Oppo Blu-ray player hooked into a Frame TV:
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think he stole a grill from Home Depot
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tyler refrained for doing The Shocker on the cabinet, making it a Disney World exclusive.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Charles Foster Kane speedrun
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
At least he woke up after falling asleep on Dr. Oz a few moments earlier:
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Or the Big Sandwich from the Clamdigger Deli on Nantucket:
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Nothing more to see here!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
America 2025:
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Metaverse":
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1. Make Something Else
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ok, @reckless.bsky.social, I threw away my 25 year old surge protector.
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM