Jesse
jebton.bsky.social
Jesse
@jebton.bsky.social
Hobby hopper extraordinaire and lifelong creative
What a time to kick reclusive habits
I got stuck facing the wrong way on the couch, but at least the dog has a good seat for the football game. She’s definitely not technically on the furniture.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Running into a practice basket at a garage sale is possibly the most suburban thing that has ever happened to me.

Anyways, I have a practice basket now.
September 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Watching people talk about all these fun football games while I can either watch giants/cowboys or the jets
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s raining, so I’m emotional support for the foreseeable future. I live here now.
May 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So did Jason Kelce defend the tush push in full parade dress?
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s like turning over the apple mouse to recharge, I think.
May 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yes, but what if George Pickens loses his sparkle?
May 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Be advised, dogs are now trying to contact you about extended warranties in select markets.
May 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m finally getting to enjoy more views at the park as I’m clawing my health back, even with pollen levels over 9000
April 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Very much not the masters, but disc golf is still a roller coaster. Every shot a surprise at this point.
April 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Somebody in this house dug through 25 years of clutter to find our one Canada mug, apparently.
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM