Jesse
@jebton.bsky.social
Hobby hopper extraordinaire and lifelong creative
What a time to kick reclusive habits
What a time to kick reclusive habits
Rewatching the Blacklist, but the casting is like an encyclopedia of past and future stars to the point it’s distracting.
“Oh they’re in this too? Well what about _____” Yep. Them too. I know
“Oh they’re in this too? Well what about _____” Yep. Them too. I know
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rewatching the Blacklist, but the casting is like an encyclopedia of past and future stars to the point it’s distracting.
“Oh they’re in this too? Well what about _____” Yep. Them too. I know
“Oh they’re in this too? Well what about _____” Yep. Them too. I know
Upgrading from random shoes I ran in to Running Shoes feels almost miraculous.
This is undoubtedly a trap to make running appear almost tolerable and unfortunately it’s working.
This is undoubtedly a trap to make running appear almost tolerable and unfortunately it’s working.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Upgrading from random shoes I ran in to Running Shoes feels almost miraculous.
This is undoubtedly a trap to make running appear almost tolerable and unfortunately it’s working.
This is undoubtedly a trap to make running appear almost tolerable and unfortunately it’s working.
I fear I’m missing my true calling as a fired college football coach
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I fear I’m missing my true calling as a fired college football coach
Marty really camped out on television all day yesterday just so every other source could break all the news about Lane Kiffen all day today, that’s brutal
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Marty really camped out on television all day yesterday just so every other source could break all the news about Lane Kiffen all day today, that’s brutal
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I did not consent to watching this puritanical, motionless, stoic auburn offense.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I did not consent to watching this puritanical, motionless, stoic auburn offense.
Ball does not
Ball does
Ball does n
Ball does not
Ok there, auburn finally completes giving the ball away
Ball does
Ball does n
Ball does not
Ok there, auburn finally completes giving the ball away
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ball does not
Ball does
Ball does n
Ball does not
Ok there, auburn finally completes giving the ball away
Ball does
Ball does n
Ball does not
Ok there, auburn finally completes giving the ball away
Watching this Oklahoma offense begs the question: is there medication for a quarterback that throws the most ill advised interceptions ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Watching this Oklahoma offense begs the question: is there medication for a quarterback that throws the most ill advised interceptions ever seen
So uh how hurt is gunner stockton and does he still have a right arm or
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So uh how hurt is gunner stockton and does he still have a right arm or
Georgia abandoning their extremely ethical running game to go five wide in the red zone, it’s more likely than you think
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Georgia abandoning their extremely ethical running game to go five wide in the red zone, it’s more likely than you think
I run three days a week almost entirely so my everything rest day can fall on Saturdays for college football related reasons.
This much football on a Friday is undermining me in the worst way.
This much football on a Friday is undermining me in the worst way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I run three days a week almost entirely so my everything rest day can fall on Saturdays for college football related reasons.
This much football on a Friday is undermining me in the worst way.
This much football on a Friday is undermining me in the worst way.
I got stuck facing the wrong way on the couch, but at least the dog has a good seat for the football game. She’s definitely not technically on the furniture.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I got stuck facing the wrong way on the couch, but at least the dog has a good seat for the football game. She’s definitely not technically on the furniture.
Every week, tony romo watches the refs throw flags on the cowboys like it’s his personal clockwork orange
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Every week, tony romo watches the refs throw flags on the cowboys like it’s his personal clockwork orange
When in doubt, consult the ancient texts. There’s probably an old forum post for every occasion.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When in doubt, consult the ancient texts. There’s probably an old forum post for every occasion.
Diet Holidays with the fad diet family should be illegal, these are trying times. I will be looking at all the pictures of good meals so longingly.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Diet Holidays with the fad diet family should be illegal, these are trying times. I will be looking at all the pictures of good meals so longingly.
It’s a good thing I like the falcons defense, they sure don’t stay off the field very long.
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s a good thing I like the falcons defense, they sure don’t stay off the field very long.
iOS 26: what if we make the Little Mermaid dvd menu the entire UI of our operating system
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
iOS 26: what if we make the Little Mermaid dvd menu the entire UI of our operating system
Now playing: Prometheus just to see if it still triggers every fiber of my Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me (so help me)
I hate it. Four stars.
I hate it. Four stars.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Now playing: Prometheus just to see if it still triggers every fiber of my Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me (so help me)
I hate it. Four stars.
I hate it. Four stars.
The new Gmail really begs the question: do I really need any of the accounts using this email or can I finally wander off into the woods to become one with the moss and the trees
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The new Gmail really begs the question: do I really need any of the accounts using this email or can I finally wander off into the woods to become one with the moss and the trees
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“It’s a miracle that this football player is making an impact despite being so incredibly, impossibly undersized”
-the announcers describing a guy my exact height and weight
-the announcers describing a guy my exact height and weight
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“It’s a miracle that this football player is making an impact despite being so incredibly, impossibly undersized”
-the announcers describing a guy my exact height and weight
-the announcers describing a guy my exact height and weight
Whatever curse keeps Texas A&M locked at 8-4 clearly takes the Aggies going 9-0 personally.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Whatever curse keeps Texas A&M locked at 8-4 clearly takes the Aggies going 9-0 personally.
Just checking in on the ACC Wheel of Destiny, for no reason in particular.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Just checking in on the ACC Wheel of Destiny, for no reason in particular.
I’m not to be left unattended with my thoughts, so what do real runners watch while they’re stuck on the treadmill?
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m not to be left unattended with my thoughts, so what do real runners watch while they’re stuck on the treadmill?
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day