Wow. Your foot has more screws than a Nintendo Wii!

If there was an award for ass sucking, this week would be the Dyson-Hoover Champion.

Yes. Yes you are. :)

I'm now getting messages saying that I'm being "Selfish for not wanting to come out and hang like I said I was going to", meanwhile I'm not the one who changed plans at the last minute. Am I being unreasonable, or am I right in saying "change plans, change whether I go out or not."(4/4)

I HATE playing "inebriated catch-up" with friends, especially when they are 8 hours ahead of me. You see, my friend and his wife have no issue staying up until 6:00 AM and waking up at 2:00 the next day. I can't. So I said "Guys, I'm just going to have to stay in tonight, it's too late now." (3/X)

I thought about it for a little while, but texted them back and said "You folks go to the show and text me when you leave the bar and I'll meet you at your place." They said "sure" and at 12:00 midnight they finally drunkenly texted saying "WE'RE HEADING OUT!" I'm completely sober (2/X)...

When I was going through hell with my rotator cuff surgery, I found that CBD actually worked quite well. Granted, I'm a fan of THC effects, but the CBD worked in conjunction with the other therapies to reduce the pain. That might work for you, or will do nothing. Worth a try?

Sadly we'll never get an explanation. Twitch, like all corporate entities, feel that they don't have to explain themselves or abide by any rules or laws. One of these days, Twitch's Dollar Store AI Team will get a big financial supporter banned/pissed off, and suddenly revenue will tank.

This is obscene. Twitch says your username is bad, but "SweetPusseyJuice", amongst other usernames, is okay?

Oh yes, itchy. I think that's the sign of nerve regrowth in the area as I believe the nerves that pass the itching sensation are the first ones to grow back.