Jeremy Sessions
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Jeremy Sessions
@jdsessions.bsky.social
Seriously have these dweebs EVER been to a doctor!? When my daughter is having an epileptic seizure I'm not price shopping for the best price at a local hospital you absolute glazed donut fucker
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Haven't been this mad about a call in a football game since the Dez catch we all agreed to pretend didn't happen for some reason. Check the refs bank accounts for deposits out of Detroit after the game cause that OPI call was BS
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
House floor plans are public record. Anyone can look them up on the local assessors office webpage. There's plenty of things to be concerned about with AI and robotics, can we chill on the scaremongering for a second and just use our brains?
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I hate overtime games.
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Maybe Trump just wrote that card to Epstein as part of his undercover assignment as an FBI informant.
September 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Why won't Utah Republicans demand the release of the Epstein files? Repost this and call them out with us: Senator John Curtis and Senator Mike Lee, demand that Trump release the files now!
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Superman was incredible. James Gunn hit the nail right smack dab on the head and the new DC is off to a great start.
July 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When the writers of Parks and Rec created the character of Bill Dexhart, I think they intended him to be a parody, not a prediction.
April 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hey @booker.senate.gov let's see if we can beat Thurmond's filibuster record! Might be nice to see something other than someone try to prevent civil rights legislation with the longest filibuster.
April 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You are the Minority Leader man. By definition, the Majority Leader is better than you at winning Senate seats.

Those seats also mean nothing if you do nothing with them.
Schumer on CBS: "I am the best leader for the Senate ... I am the best at winning Senate seats."
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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so if I have this straight, the stock market hitting record highs under Biden was thanks to Trump, but the stock market tanking thanks to Trump's policies is Biden's fault. Do'kay!
Trump: Some of the best people on Wall Street are saying the only reason the economy is good is because they think Trump's gonna get elected. That's the only reason the stock market is up.
March 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Guess I'm a Dropkick Murphys fan now and I feel late to the party if we're being honest
Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:

They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”

Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…

Made in Nicaragua.

They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.

Legendary.
March 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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We are 10 years into the Trump era, we watched a speech in which Trump castigated Dems as 'radical left lunatics' & used a racist jibe against a Dem senator, & Democratic Congressman Jim Himes voted to censure Al Green because of the importance of 'decorum' & 'civility. Really?
Really??

SHEESH.
March 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The interesting thing is that it really feels like Trump has already gotten what he wanted out of this. He won. He's in office. He doesn't seem to care about the job itself anymore. That's why Elon and all the other f*scist goons are running things. Trump could not possibly care less.
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Disgusting lack of spine from one of my own state's senators. Unfortunately, the other senator from UT is even worse.
BRENNAN: Do you believe the president has the unilateral authority to cancel funds appropriated by Congress?

JOHN CURTIS: We'll find out

BRENNAN: You don't have a point of view?

CURTIS: I believe this is how we test the Constitution
February 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@jeffcavanaugh.bsky.social Hey Jeff! Jerry knows fan enthusiasm is low. After overhauling the coaching staff, what do you think the chances are he throws out the evaluations at 12 and picks a guy he thinks will get people excited above all else, and which player do you think fits that description?
February 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I truly don't understand this Elon Musk/DOGE thing getting access to the Treasury payment system. That's gotta be illegal and unconstitutional and if it is, why is it just being reported breathlessly with seemingly no one DOING anything about it?
February 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just looking at the Iowa State Senate election last night that the Dems flipped. I don't think we should get overly excited about this one. Turnout was obviously extremely low. The flip in the margin from Trump's result in November is significant, sure, but it's sort of an apples/oranges comparison
January 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So the Trump Administration does not believe that military brats attending school on bases around the world (often their only option for school) should be told that the 3/5 Compromise in the Constitution was racist.
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh sad...

Anyways, I'm not so sure how well Brian Schottenheimer's tenure as Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys is gonna go with Jerry Jones still running things, but I'm at least a little curious to see it play out.
Matthew W. Huttle, who served time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack and was pardoned by Donald Trump, was shot and killed by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop in Indiana following an altercation with the officer.

Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is like when my kids complain about a headache but refuse to drink water.
January 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
God I hate how well that translation fits.
A translated image from German to English.
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hey any #StarTrek fans out there who have seen Section 31 yet? I've seen the reviews, so with that in mind, is there any other reason I should sit down and make myself watch this thing? Did it add anything new or interesting to the canon at least?
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM