Weekend at Donny’s

Quite rude

Chess pie is the actually the greatest, but relatively few people know it. In fact, chess pie is your pie's favorite pie. It is the Norm MacDonald of pies.

What baffles me about me is that I assume everyone is two hours ahead, specifically. Like maybe even Denver is in Eastern Time? I don't know anymore.

Do you mean the sandwich or the Hozier album?

Oh friend! I’m so afraid of this very outcome that I treat my coffee maker like a beloved cast iron skillet: I never, ever clean it.

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No braggies

I did not, although we did discuss “Christmas in Hollis”.

Sister Schubert is life.

I loved it when Marc Maron interviewed Paul McCartney and gave him an opening to say “I’m doing my best work ever” and Paul was like “I was in the Beatles. I’m never going to do better work than that.”

I’m so sorry to be the one to say this, but “Episcopalian” is a noun. “Episcopal” is the adjective.