The Tired Tailor of Oz
@jdotclarkson.bsky.social
Low church skeets, from the windows to the walls.
See? It’s a meme!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
See? It’s a meme!
My sticker looks suspiciously like the logo for my diocese. 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My sticker looks suspiciously like the logo for my diocese. 🤔
Yeah, I thought about that role even as I was typing.
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah, I thought about that role even as I was typing.
I fear I’m entering a Chuck Schumer phase vis a vis these glasses, but I’m still thrilled to be seen.
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I fear I’m entering a Chuck Schumer phase vis a vis these glasses, but I’m still thrilled to be seen.
The Celtic Lord's prayer:
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Celtic Lord's prayer:
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Thrilled to have lunch off my new plates at my new house in my new town (and to have a kitchen again so that I could heat up an eggplant parm that’s exponentially better a few days after I made it.)
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thrilled to have lunch off my new plates at my new house in my new town (and to have a kitchen again so that I could heat up an eggplant parm that’s exponentially better a few days after I made it.)
The first thing I thought when I saw this box was “Huh. That looks like the boxes they use for cremation. Just a little shorter.” Which is to say that I’ve had some not typical on-the-job experiences.
August 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The first thing I thought when I saw this box was “Huh. That looks like the boxes they use for cremation. Just a little shorter.” Which is to say that I’ve had some not typical on-the-job experiences.
Verizon said my equipment would be here today, but FedEx says it will be Monday.
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Verizon said my equipment would be here today, but FedEx says it will be Monday.
Yes, yes it does.
August 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes it does.
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
We opened with “Christ whose glory fills the skies” which immediately took me back to seeing the sun rise over Lake Huron last summer. That last verse is a banger.
June 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We opened with “Christ whose glory fills the skies” which immediately took me back to seeing the sun rise over Lake Huron last summer. That last verse is a banger.
This, right here, is the problem.
May 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This, right here, is the problem.
It’s still bread and wine
May 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s still bread and wine
The average American has three friends, but do you know who has three persons?
May 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The average American has three friends, but do you know who has three persons?
We built this city … we built this city on Grove’s Chill Tonic!
[Let the reader understand that “this city” is Asheville.]
[Let the reader understand that “this city” is Asheville.]
May 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We built this city … we built this city on Grove’s Chill Tonic!
[Let the reader understand that “this city” is Asheville.]
[Let the reader understand that “this city” is Asheville.]
Can I interest you in my latest book?
April 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Can I interest you in my latest book?
I’ve had enough awkward conversations for one day, so I took my collar off.
April 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve had enough awkward conversations for one day, so I took my collar off.
H/T @godwelcomesall.bsky.social for explaining the Episcopal Church to my girlfriend. (In as much as it can be explained.)
April 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
H/T @godwelcomesall.bsky.social for explaining the Episcopal Church to my girlfriend. (In as much as it can be explained.)
Like this, for instance. You’re supposed to be able to see mountains, but there’s too much wildfire smoke.
March 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Like this, for instance. You’re supposed to be able to see mountains, but there’s too much wildfire smoke.
So many thoughts, including, but not limited to, what’s that FIFA trophy doing there?
March 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
So many thoughts, including, but not limited to, what’s that FIFA trophy doing there?
Came across this banger in the archives and thought it needed to get put back in the algorithm.
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Came across this banger in the archives and thought it needed to get put back in the algorithm.
This is my plan for the Easter season.
March 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is my plan for the Easter season.
I honestly don’t know if I’m more excited to get a massage or pick up this sweet, sweet alb today.
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I honestly don’t know if I’m more excited to get a massage or pick up this sweet, sweet alb today.