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Jessica
@jdot718.bsky.social
Disappointed idealist. Bonne vivante. Homebody. Wanderer. Soft-edged bitch. Quite contrary.

BTR ✈️ ATL ✈️ LIS

Don't call me Jess.
Toni Tipton-Martin is such an icon 🤩 I picked this up at one the launch parties and got to meet her!
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The listeria gives every flavor a little extra razzle dazzle
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ok but what are you gon have ready for Christmas though?
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ben & Jerry's and Haagen-Dazs don't price fix (that we know of...) but they clearly specialize and stay out of each others' markets. B&J=ice cream with "stuff", H-D=smooth ice cream
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mars Bar?
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bread and circuses. But they cutting the bread, though 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Does your crate have a side gate? We had a morning mystery once and finally realized the door we never used had come loose 😂
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Jessica
also

some of you actually need a full recipe.

your ancestors aren’t guiding you. they are playing you. go get a damn tablespoon, gerald.
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got some in the chamber....
August 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM