Jordan LaFlure
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Executive Editor @theonion.com
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I somehow did not realize this was a book, having just watched the adaptation a few weeks ago. It was fantastic. And, if I'm being honest, I'm not sure that I have the courage to read it.
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I somehow did not realize this was a book, having just watched the adaptation a few weeks ago. It was fantastic. And, if I'm being honest, I'm not sure that I have the courage to read it.
Unfortunately showing your copy to coworkers is strictly forbidden.
July 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Unfortunately showing your copy to coworkers is strictly forbidden.
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
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April 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Truly horrific. I suspect we'll continue to disagree on the role satire can and ought to play in these moments.
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Truly horrific. I suspect we'll continue to disagree on the role satire can and ought to play in these moments.
This is precisely the moment for this type of coverage, but I respect the fact that you don't find it funny.
April 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is precisely the moment for this type of coverage, but I respect the fact that you don't find it funny.