Jordan LaFlure
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Jordan LaFlure
@jdlaflure.bsky.social
Executive Editor @theonion.com

Proud employee of an adult-attraction-only workplace.
If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.
May 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
December 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
America's Finest News Source:
November 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
May 12, 2024 at 2:46 PM
just an absolute haul from the Jewels
May 10, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Computer, enhance.
May 4, 2023 at 7:50 PM
ohhhhhh
May 4, 2023 at 2:47 PM
We've gone legit.
May 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I’ve recently become much worse about stuff like pork rinds thanks to these.
May 4, 2023 at 3:01 AM
getting teary at this exchange. there is hope.
May 1, 2023 at 2:39 PM