Jamie
@jdizzle689908.bsky.social
Dad to 3, teacher to many. Manchester United supporter. Sports fan. FPL. Reader.
I’m just going to say this:
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m just going to say this:
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
Manchester United make me fucking miserable.
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
SCOTTTY MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY!! TAKE A FUCKING BOW!!!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴
So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Are you happy with 18pts?
What’s going well?
What needs to improve short term?
What needs to improve medium term (transfers)?
What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?
Van de Ven first on my bench. This season can seriously fuck if FPL wise
a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Van de Ven first on my bench. This season can seriously fuck if FPL wise
Sorry to those people trying to jam their way into the Rodon points but Gabriel starts 😄🖕
a man in a suit and tie is opening a door .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is opening a door .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sorry to those people trying to jam their way into the Rodon points but Gabriel starts 😄🖕
Waking up this morning as a United supporter be like:
a man laying on a bed with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man laying on a bed with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Waking up this morning as a United supporter be like:
We go 4th with a win 😳
a close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses and a red mustache .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We go 4th with a win 😳
Beating Sunderland at home ain’t for everyone!
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Beating Sunderland at home ain’t for everyone!
What do we reckon today reds? I feel like Brighton is a real acid test for us - the sort of game we’ve lost so often the last few years. To be fair we might have won this fixture last year with a competent goalkeeper and we are genuinely a better team than last year. I’m quietly confident.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a framed poster that says " 49ers all time greats "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a framed poster that says " 49ers all time greats "
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What do we reckon today reds? I feel like Brighton is a real acid test for us - the sort of game we’ve lost so often the last few years. To be fair we might have won this fixture last year with a competent goalkeeper and we are genuinely a better team than last year. I’m quietly confident.
GW9. Rolling. Hate my team but couldn’t get to anyone I wanted easily. 4FTs next week to get rid of some of these wasters.
OR 2.6m. 🥱
OR 2.6m. 🥱
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
GW9. Rolling. Hate my team but couldn’t get to anyone I wanted easily. 4FTs next week to get rid of some of these wasters.
OR 2.6m. 🥱
OR 2.6m. 🥱
HE PROVED ME WRONG! I hope he goes on and proves me wrong in general because I thought that this wasn’t going to last.
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
a red logo for manchester united with a shield and a trident
ALT: a red logo for manchester united with a shield and a trident
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
HE PROVED ME WRONG! I hope he goes on and proves me wrong in general because I thought that this wasn’t going to last.
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
This could be MASSIVE!
Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..
Odd team selection I have to say. I hope he proves me wrong 🤷♂️
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Odd team selection I have to say. I hope he proves me wrong 🤷♂️
What we saying today reds?
At the start of the GW we were 10th; 6pts off top, 6pts off relegation zone . A perfectly average start; this could be forgotten if we go on a run of wins but that HAS to start happening. Wins @ home vs promoted teams and 10 me won’t cut it in isolation.
…
At the start of the GW we were 10th; 6pts off top, 6pts off relegation zone . A perfectly average start; this could be forgotten if we go on a run of wins but that HAS to start happening. Wins @ home vs promoted teams and 10 me won’t cut it in isolation.
…
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What we saying today reds?
At the start of the GW we were 10th; 6pts off top, 6pts off relegation zone . A perfectly average start; this could be forgotten if we go on a run of wins but that HAS to start happening. Wins @ home vs promoted teams and 10 me won’t cut it in isolation.
…
At the start of the GW we were 10th; 6pts off top, 6pts off relegation zone . A perfectly average start; this could be forgotten if we go on a run of wins but that HAS to start happening. Wins @ home vs promoted teams and 10 me won’t cut it in isolation.
…
Anyone else sick and fucking tired of FPL right now? Can’t remember a time I’ve enjoyed it less than now. Can’t think of one even vaguely differential pick I’ve owned who’s done anything for me this season. At the wrong end of every 50-50 decision. I hate my team and I only Wildcarded 2 GWs ago.
a cartoon character from south park says " i 'm so bored dude " while sitting at a desk
ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " i 'm so bored dude " while sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Anyone else sick and fucking tired of FPL right now? Can’t remember a time I’ve enjoyed it less than now. Can’t think of one even vaguely differential pick I’ve owned who’s done anything for me this season. At the wrong end of every 50-50 decision. I hate my team and I only Wildcarded 2 GWs ago.
It’s a green arrow but a poor bench boost (10 points). 5 returns from 15 players (including Tarkowski defcon) is not it. Just not making very much headway right now.
October 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s a green arrow but a poor bench boost (10 points). 5 returns from 15 players (including Tarkowski defcon) is not it. Just not making very much headway right now.
🚨Right FPL help needed!🚨
Wildcarded last week with a view to bench boosting this week and, guess what? KDH got booked (can’t even blame him, what a shocking decision!) and is suspended. 🤬
I just want to play the damn thing so…
Can anyone suggest a 1 week punt in midfield for 5.3m or less?
Wildcarded last week with a view to bench boosting this week and, guess what? KDH got booked (can’t even blame him, what a shocking decision!) and is suspended. 🤬
I just want to play the damn thing so…
Can anyone suggest a 1 week punt in midfield for 5.3m or less?
a south park cartoon character says i 'm gonna need your help
ALT: a south park cartoon character says i 'm gonna need your help
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🚨Right FPL help needed!🚨
Wildcarded last week with a view to bench boosting this week and, guess what? KDH got booked (can’t even blame him, what a shocking decision!) and is suspended. 🤬
I just want to play the damn thing so…
Can anyone suggest a 1 week punt in midfield for 5.3m or less?
Wildcarded last week with a view to bench boosting this week and, guess what? KDH got booked (can’t even blame him, what a shocking decision!) and is suspended. 🤬
I just want to play the damn thing so…
Can anyone suggest a 1 week punt in midfield for 5.3m or less?
MAGA, Donald, you wotsit-faced twat. Your boys got a beating! 🇮🇪🏴🏴🇦🇹🇪🇸🇩🇰🇳🇴🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
MAGA, Donald, you wotsit-faced twat. Your boys got a beating! 🇮🇪🏴🏴🇦🇹🇪🇸🇩🇰🇳🇴🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
After another mediocre week I decided to WC. Minteh and Dorgu the spicy licks with a view to bench boosting next week.
OR 4.4m 🤪
Good luck all.
OR 4.4m 🤪
Good luck all.
September 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
After another mediocre week I decided to WC. Minteh and Dorgu the spicy licks with a view to bench boosting next week.
OR 4.4m 🤪
Good luck all.
OR 4.4m 🤪
Good luck all.
My Friday night:
Ryder Cup on telly ✅
Plenty of beers ✅
Takeaway curry ✅
Tinkering with my wildcard draft ✅
Ryder Cup on telly ✅
Plenty of beers ✅
Takeaway curry ✅
Tinkering with my wildcard draft ✅
a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My Friday night:
Ryder Cup on telly ✅
Plenty of beers ✅
Takeaway curry ✅
Tinkering with my wildcard draft ✅
Ryder Cup on telly ✅
Plenty of beers ✅
Takeaway curry ✅
Tinkering with my wildcard draft ✅
A vital win
I’m gonna draw your attention to something small from the game you may not have noticed and it shows exactly why being a United player comes with more pressure than at almost any other club. The media bias and the expectation combine to make it almost impossible for most to succeed.
I’m gonna draw your attention to something small from the game you may not have noticed and it shows exactly why being a United player comes with more pressure than at almost any other club. The media bias and the expectation combine to make it almost impossible for most to succeed.
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A vital win
I’m gonna draw your attention to something small from the game you may not have noticed and it shows exactly why being a United player comes with more pressure than at almost any other club. The media bias and the expectation combine to make it almost impossible for most to succeed.
I’m gonna draw your attention to something small from the game you may not have noticed and it shows exactly why being a United player comes with more pressure than at almost any other club. The media bias and the expectation combine to make it almost impossible for most to succeed.
Proper nervous for this second half. I fear we’ll struggle to close it out.
September 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Proper nervous for this second half. I fear we’ll struggle to close it out.
Benched Williams. Obviously.
a man in a suit and tie is laughing and crying in a kitchen
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing and crying in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Benched Williams. Obviously.
Here we land for GW5.
The team isn’t exactly awe-inspiring and I think it’s likely a wildcard next week. But in the meantime if the likes of Watkins, Kudus, Konsa and Wood could pull their collective fingers out, it would be appreciated.
The team isn’t exactly awe-inspiring and I think it’s likely a wildcard next week. But in the meantime if the likes of Watkins, Kudus, Konsa and Wood could pull their collective fingers out, it would be appreciated.
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Here we land for GW5.
The team isn’t exactly awe-inspiring and I think it’s likely a wildcard next week. But in the meantime if the likes of Watkins, Kudus, Konsa and Wood could pull their collective fingers out, it would be appreciated.
The team isn’t exactly awe-inspiring and I think it’s likely a wildcard next week. But in the meantime if the likes of Watkins, Kudus, Konsa and Wood could pull their collective fingers out, it would be appreciated.