Jamie
@jdizzle689908.bsky.social
Dad to 3, teacher to many. Manchester United supporter. Sports fan. FPL. Reader.
6 points from The Berties @ home and the gooners away
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January 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
6 points from The Berties @ home and the gooners away
Finally something goes my way!!!
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January 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Finally something goes my way!!!
Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched.
This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Captained ekitike when I found out the Haaland news. Ekitike benched.
This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
This has been an all timer of an FPL season.
January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone!
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
January has outstayed its welcome. Beers needed. Happy Friday everyone!
Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez.
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Maybe Scholes and Butt should grow a pair and apologise to Licha Martinez.
🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
🎶🎶Woah-oh-oh it’s Carrick, you knooow! Better than Mourinho!🎶🎶
Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺
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January 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Fletcher was singing along with Take Me Home 🥺
We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me.
Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething.
Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething.
Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We looked better and played decent. How we didn’t win is beyond me.
Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething.
Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
Such a fucking frustrating season. Sitting in my living room quietly seething.
Our man weaknesses are lapses in concentration at the back and the fact that we’re allergic to 2-goal leads. Never go for the jugular when ahead.
Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt.
How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Tim Sherwood said at half time that Sesko shouldn’t be wearing a United shirt.
How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
How do you like them apples you prick?!?!
Ole.
He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
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January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ole.
He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
He makes me feel happy. He makes me feel safe. He makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Fuck tactics; the football we played and the way I felt when we were managed by him is the closest we got to being the real Manchester United since Fergie left.
Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us.
We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast.
Hope I’m wrong.
We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast.
Hope I’m wrong.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Not optimistic today.Leeds playing well,will be hugely up for it 2day and our team/squad with all the missing/absent players looks mid table standard at best.They’ll never get a better chance at beating us.
We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast.
Hope I’m wrong.
We’re 3pts off 4th but also 3pts off 12th;can see things going south fast.
Hope I’m wrong.
Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric:
📉no prospect of injured players returning.
📉no signings in Jan
📉afcon players still out.
📉negative tactics
Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
📉no prospect of injured players returning.
📉no signings in Jan
📉afcon players still out.
📉negative tactics
Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just watched clips from Amorims presser and I must say that our prospects look about as bleak as his rhetoric:
📉no prospect of injured players returning.
📉no signings in Jan
📉afcon players still out.
📉negative tactics
Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
📉no prospect of injured players returning.
📉no signings in Jan
📉afcon players still out.
📉negative tactics
Honestly don’t see us beating Leeds or Burnley. Arse and City after that.
Thoughts on watching United drop points to (arguably) the worst team in PL history:
I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.
I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.
December 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Thoughts on watching United drop points to (arguably) the worst team in PL history:
I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.
I was mostly struck by how proud I am of my kids (Olivia 10, Harry 8, my youngest,3, stayed home): they came to support their team and they did for every second, in spite of the dross they were watching.
Pre-match:
Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪
Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pre-match:
Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪
Beautiful view of the Costa del Salford from the hotel. Beer and a meal with the kids (lemonade for them) and then a short walk to the Theatre 💪
Old Trafford bound today for United vs Wolves with my two eldest children. A long 5hr coach journey ahead from London (no bloody trains) but we’re all excited.
My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going.
See you all there! #UTFR
My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going.
See you all there! #UTFR
December 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Old Trafford bound today for United vs Wolves with my two eldest children. A long 5hr coach journey ahead from London (no bloody trains) but we’re all excited.
My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going.
See you all there! #UTFR
My honest prediction is a nervy 1-0 win but I’ll take 3 points any way they’re going.
See you all there! #UTFR
Lovely to wake up to a United win - especially it being the first fixture of the game week. Can now enjoy hate watching the rest in peace.
Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣
Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣
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December 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Lovely to wake up to a United win - especially it being the first fixture of the game week. Can now enjoy hate watching the rest in peace.
Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣
Also, we’re 5th! We finally made it! 🤣
Amorim took some ballsy decisions in that game. We all bow he’d have been slated if that result was anything other than a win with those substitutions he made.
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Amorim took some ballsy decisions in that game. We all bow he’d have been slated if that result was anything other than a win with those substitutions he made.
Massive second half. If we could not concede within about 30 seconds as we always seem to and if we could get over our allergy to 2-goal leads that would be great.
#UTFR
#UTFR
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Massive second half. If we could not concede within about 30 seconds as we always seem to and if we could get over our allergy to 2-goal leads that would be great.
#UTFR
#UTFR
A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery.
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery.
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week.
Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game.
Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k
The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking.
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking.
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up
Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.
Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.
Yeh I find Amorim frustrating.
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yeh I find Amorim frustrating.
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal.
This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷♂️
Van Dijk
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December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Van Dijk
Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk?
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk?
🤣🤣🤣
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