Let's be real the only reason anyone watched that Jake Paul fight was for the 1% chance that Mike Tyson would bite something off him

The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a water molecule that also passed through a dinosaur is almost 100%.

You're welcome.

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This flutter is dedicated to @tamarazqueen.bsky.social and @nach0patronus.bsky.social.

my 14-year-old dog’s new thing is making me carry him to the door in the mornings to go outside. he can still walk just fine, he’s just lazy. an inspiration

My puppy 🤣

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.

Someone had to do it 🤭