Actually wait one more thing the AI summaries of Simpsons/Futurama episodes on Instagram/TikTok are also a symptom of brainrot. Just watch the damn tv show; it's a lot funnier and has better pacing than a 3 minute video.

Anyway sorry the inner bitter old man got out back to sex jokes

repitition/overexplaining of things in Stranger Things 5 drives me nuts. It's like we're expected to ever only be half-watching these things and to have lost all powers of critical thought.

As a corollary the Instagram reels I've seen about Wicked explaining very basic bits of the film (did you know that was Glinda in the cape on the horse riding away from the Emerald City because she needed to talk with Elphie but couldn't be seen flying her bubble?) and the constant

Fortunately that's very fixable!

I mean how else would you describe it

You should! It's really good and not all that long. I guess I'd always thought of it as a classic kids' movie you put on to distract (and mildly terrify) small children for an hour and a half.

*pleas

I'm so sorry for your loss Aubrey. May her memory be eternal.

Capitalism

I love "iff" but yes it does look too much like a typo

Very cute!

The apps are also honestly trash. I've found them useful to confirm if someone I'm into is gay and maybe into me and that's it (aside from hookups obvs)