Joe DeMartino
@jdemartino.bsky.social
Editor @espn. Formerly @espn_esports and @sportsnation. Boston. Mostly I post about swords
you might like this, specifically the last minute or so which has made me laugh so hard I felt I was legit in danger for a second or two
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
YouTube video by videogamedunkey
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
you might like this, specifically the last minute or so which has made me laugh so hard I felt I was legit in danger for a second or two
IMO aliens almost certainly exist in some form but they're too far away in space or time for us to ever be aware of them
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
IMO aliens almost certainly exist in some form but they're too far away in space or time for us to ever be aware of them
yeah like, just make it relatively simple and save your good shit for post-quest “how are you *feeling*” convos
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
yeah like, just make it relatively simple and save your good shit for post-quest “how are you *feeling*” convos
In general RPG stories are way less important than their characters
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In general RPG stories are way less important than their characters
he’s just having a blast out there
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
he’s just having a blast out there
They have like, minimum 15 absolutely perfect pop songs
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They have like, minimum 15 absolutely perfect pop songs
this and Master and Commander should have been yearly releases
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
this and Master and Commander should have been yearly releases
And come to think of it, he and Celine were a great match. He just needed to be constantly paired with the most powerful voice on earth at the moment
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And come to think of it, he and Celine were a great match. He just needed to be constantly paired with the most powerful voice on earth at the moment
I would unironically find excuses to mention that a lot
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I would unironically find excuses to mention that a lot
ever since he and Meat Loaf died there's no one writing and singing songs about having sex once and then dying in a motorcycle accident (and also being a werewolf) and I think this is a huge problem
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ever since he and Meat Loaf died there's no one writing and singing songs about having sex once and then dying in a motorcycle accident (and also being a werewolf) and I think this is a huge problem
“idk maybe you should kill your beloved cat?” and then he does!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“idk maybe you should kill your beloved cat?” and then he does!!!
Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate 3 as a bard was me repeatedly telling powerful enemies to kill themselves and them going “yeah seems like a good call apologies for the inconvenience”
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate 3 as a bard was me repeatedly telling powerful enemies to kill themselves and them going “yeah seems like a good call apologies for the inconvenience”
they hate women so much that they pretend someone who's just seen her wife die and her entire world upended in what seems like a permanent fashion should be less angry at her situation
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
they hate women so much that they pretend someone who's just seen her wife die and her entire world upended in what seems like a permanent fashion should be less angry at her situation
Good strategic use of Stabbing Westward
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Good strategic use of Stabbing Westward
Personal fave:
Hoquiam Perfect Gentlemen - BR Bullpen
www.baseball-reference.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Personal fave:
It means we’re still around a thousand years from now. Not guaranteed!
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It means we’re still around a thousand years from now. Not guaranteed!
When Duritz was on he was really on
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When Duritz was on he was really on