Joel Eisenhofer
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Joel Eisenhofer
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Neuroscientist by training
Educator by passion
Leftist by both reason and empathy
Obsessed with justice (informed by neuroscience)

*If you know the source of my cover image, please let me know*
Looking into starting a new political party in my county. The party will focus on honor and integrity and the theme will be "using data and statistics to advise actions that help the most people as much as possible"

Name ideas?

#newparty #honorandintegirty #fightthegrifters
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If, by brainwashed, you mean that I have cleared much of the caked-on shit that American media, religion, education, etc. smacked all over my gyri and sulci, then sure... accurate description. #brainwashed
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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As a Buddhist I reject this interpretation.
April 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The eventual fate of the GOP
Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Epic idea
March 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Unfathomable

Sink my commie corpse in stone and throw me to the sea
But pray thee wait 'fore satisfaction, pray thee wait on me,
For yet I'll bellow from below, bellow in darkest depths,
Each whale will know the ledger true, know how gleefully you crept,

(Part 1/2)

#poetry #revolution #resist
February 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I wrote this spoof back in high school, if I recall. I hate how embittered I already sounded and how much NOTHING has changed and what little hope I had in writing it has evaporated. But we will remain and we will fight.

Enjoy "Les Mis Contemporain"

#LesMis #LesMiserable #Resistance #revolution
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Also, incel Musk surrounds himself with men he thinks he's above instead of women who can and will tell him the truth (ie - he is less than nothing) to his face.

#incelmusk #muskito
December 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I made a #Connections board that I quite like and I imagine most nerds will too.

connectionsplus.io/game/YlvH9q
connectionsplus.io
December 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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Accept no walking back on these promises! He has a Trifecta so there should be ZERO excuses of why he can't deliver...unless he was lying as usual. Hold him Accountable!
December 14, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I really wish I was still teaching at the schools where I taught previously, solely because I told my students (who were rabid Drake fans) all the things that were obvious about him and are now getting attention.

On top of being a garbage lyricist, Drake's crimes have always been obvious.

#rap
December 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Zoe (9): I'm bored

Me: I'm sorry! Unfortunately life can't always be exciting.

Zoe (9): I know. That's why when you're born, your bored, and the first thing you do is cry
December 13, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Here is your reminder that if we actually consider and care about the wording of the Constitution, the 2nd Amendment does not apply any longer.

I'm not even opposed to hunting and small arms (with regulation), but the fact is, the 2nd no longer applies.

#2ndamendment #Constitution #Logic #Reason
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I lost nearly 15 years of my life to depression, anxiety, and asphyxiating during sleep (strangely, due to tonsils that no doctors told me to remove). Abject horror arises, deep within my soul, when I consider the experiences that I forgot or missed entirely.

#depression #anxiety #sleep #gethelp
December 9, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I think I want to start a new life on a new server. Anybody have any suggestions? Maybe a how-to guide?

#gaming #depression #ThisAmericaIsGarbage
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 AM