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there are no bad words for the coast today | he/him
hey gang!!!! just put out a new EP and it's absolutely 100% unequivocally free and i'm really, really proud of it so give it a listen if ya can 😎 i swear ur gonna like itttttttt
a row of sleeping towns, by JC Clemente
7 track album
jctheclemente.bandcamp.com
July 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
welp here we are again having to settle between the lesser of two evils (chiefs threepeat > the city of philadelphia winning anything ever)
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the heat are gonna be in town wearing the original vice jerseys on my birthday and that's all the proof i need that miracles do happen all i need now is for jimmy to be playing 😩
January 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i swear it feels like every terry rozier stepback i've ever seen has led to a tougher shot than if he just shot it right away
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this cavs thunder game is singlehandedly restoring my love for the NBA
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
where the heck is duncan
January 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
alright. guess it's happening then. i just wanna say that the entirety of my existence as a heat fan, and a fan of the sport of basketball for that matter, has coincided with the jimmy butler era in miami. he's why i fell in love with the sport. he's inspired me BEYOND the sport.
January 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i may be totally delusional but i truly, truly believe jimmy butler will retire with the heat. i just feel it in my bones. they'll figure it out.
January 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
it appears heat twitter has been mostly obnoxious about this entire jimmy trade saga and god am i glad to have missed most of that. happy it's all over and we can all get on with our lives.
December 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
"they said that dreaming is free, but i wouldn't care what it cost me" is such a stunning, perfect bit of lyricism
December 26, 2024 at 8:18 AM
dru smith was playing so damn good this season 😭 hope to god it's nothing too bad
December 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
kel'el ware save our season please
December 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM
how the actual fuck did the commanders win this game
December 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
adrianne lenker makes the kind of music that makes me want to make more music
December 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
genuinely might be the most embarrassed i've felt as a heat fan after a game since i've started watching
December 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
i cannot stomach another fake heat comeback
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
"they just will not die" on the pistons broadcast and god did i miss hearing the heat be talked about that way
December 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
tyler herro is straight up just on a different level this year
December 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
EReid with a casual "that was a Dick brick" is why he's the GOAT
December 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
to the toppermost of the poppermost
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
DRU MF SMITH
December 9, 2024 at 1:20 AM
near 40pt triple doubles from BOTH lebron and AD and they *still* somehow lose to the hawks. this team has deeeeeeep problems.
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 1:54 AM