RandomCat
jcrandomcat.bsky.social
RandomCat
@jcrandomcat.bsky.social
RandomCat. Bouncing around. Many stories started, and very few actually finished. I am not a smart man.

He/him.
Nothing in me believes any of these chuckles wouldn't immediately DIE trying to sit on a steel beam.
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
...dumb fuck take.

Just absolute dumb fuck take.

Yeah, the rich people who can afford to go to a private island are rich.

The working class rapists use tool sheds in the back or shacks in the middle of the woods.

All you've correlated that rich people commit sex crimes richly. Good for you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
100% someone who says "goody-two shoes" has never done anything that he wasn't told he could do. Absolute rule follower suck-up.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One thing I've noticed about people who really like AI but aren't trying to do creative works.

They just really want to be middle management and have AI do the work for them and reap the benefits of someone elses work.
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Whats funny is, at face value, if you're real fucking dumb, you think OP is directly talking about you.

OP is talking from POV of the editorial writer who doesn't mean what they write.

All you're dumbass did was tell on yourself because you're bad at retorical nuance in writing.
August 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
You know you're a piece of shit if Death has to go, "no. No. They weren't the third. My bad. Poor scheduling on my part."
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼
July 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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please just let animated things stay animated. most things are not improved by making them live-action.
Warner Bros has given up on making a live-action ‘AKIRA’ remake.

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
June 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I only see one silly looking thing in this post. Its not the truck.
June 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Heh...

I'm just...just whole...whole lotta...

I...

I've definitely have words. Words about how much this game wants to hurt me. Seems determined to hurt me. And now I'm just expecting more pain in chapter 6.
Chapter 4 has one of THE most devestating moments in gaming, and something I don't think I've ever seen in a Time Travel story. I'm stuck away from playing for days, and i'm going to have to live with that collapse until i can sit down again later this week.
June 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Playing @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social Old Skies, and while I'm not done, i can feel this will sit as one of the best Time Travel stories I've ever experienced. (I adore time travel stories so much.) And not just how the gameplay uses Time Travel, but how the story does too.
June 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
PIVOT TO VIDEO!
June 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I see Bluesky is being weirdly self-righteous again.

Nothing to see here.
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So what you're saying is Trump voters, while also being racist, were also transphobic???
May 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Guess some people here liked me just fine to quote me to mock me, but block me the moment i pull out facts that don't like.
May 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Just kind of weird shit you ask when trying to defend your weird take that the world says you can't be a boy when the world is telling boys "don't assault women"
May 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nothing like saying to the resistance, "Nah, I'm not gonna support that Nazi supporter run site, just cause it isn't the other Nazi supporter run site" and having them get annoyed and insult me.
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need to learn not to respond with long rants about "killmonger was right" takes.

Just respond with "Nakia was right" and move on.

No one wants to listen to me rant about that shit.
February 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Perhaps my "favorite" reason to not trust AI.

Anecdote time!

I started listening to a podcast. And as usual I idly Google some things because I'm curious. And one of the suggested results is "Person on podcast controversy." I'm like "ok...well fuck." I see what the results are. There are none.
February 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Well, Spotify...
February 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I think my favorite interaction will be that I was blocked for saying the Reason movies suck is because of people who see headlines like "Guillermo Del Torro to make a Frankenstein movie" complain about remakes.

You really just say how little you know about film and people who make film.
January 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Budget. Track your money.

It'll help with anxiety of bills and stuff, eventually.

If you aren't used to it, seeing where/how, you spend your money may suck. It may hurt. But trust me, months later, when you have the habit, knowing EXACTLY where your money is, is a relief.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the best way possible, watching Twin Peaks is like watching an FMV play through.
January 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM