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@jcooker.bsky.social
He/Him - I’m a dad of 4 from Birmingham AL, I work in real estate investments.

In spite of those things I drive everyday to promote critical thinking and progressive ideas to the young people around me that have a chance to make the world a better place.
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It’s time.
Tell Congress: Impeach Pete Hegseth
Contact Congress today!
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December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I will be stuffing my face today and being grateful that my life is as great as it is!
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@vornietom.bsky.social keep pursuing your dreams queen!
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Every new season of @dimension20.bsky.social is so much fun, they all seem to have their own personalities that instantly capture my attention, but Dungeons and Drag Queens season 2 has jumped off so incredibly so quickly that I just needed to skeet about it.
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have watched a ton of movies that I haven’t seen in ages with my kiddo over the holiday. Wizard of Oz, 101 Dalmatians, White Christmas, and many more.

I forgot how good a lot of these are.
January 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m having a hard time with treats in the Cook household. Should my 2yr old get treats whenever he says in a very cute way, “I get a popoo (popsicle)?”

I think he needs to do more tricks my wife says it’s treat time anytime?
December 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! Even if you celebrate another holiday I hope you have a great celebration!
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
My 10 yr old is watching Scrooge on Netflix and asked me if Debtors prison is a thing today… I had to tell her, “not yet… not exactly… or well… that’s not what we call it today…”
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Teaching kids is the hardest task I’ve ever encountered. I have been a dad for 18 yrs and it’s never once gotten easier. I have 4 kids and parenting each one of them is a full on different job, requiring different skills… imagine being a teacher… wow
December 22, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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New episode about how we love our freedom to ban stuff.
Hi. Cities and counties nationwide are banning masks, ostensibly to prevent crime, but in reality are stifling the free speech of protesters and making life even harder for the immunocompromised. Watch the newest episode of SOME MORE NEWS with a link in this very post:

youtu.be/XTNBMVoFqN8
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Consistently is key when building a Bluesky following, that’s why I post hilarious one liners every day between 11:72 and 12:83 pm
December 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
What’s Eating Gilbert(s) Butthole
Replace a word in a movie title with "butthole."

The Tall Blond Man with One Black Butthole
Replace a word in a movie title with ‘butthole’

No Butthole for Old Men
December 15, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.
December 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
You can’t have Robin Hood without King Richard…
December 14, 2024 at 3:10 AM
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
If Trump = Prince John
Maybe Elon is the Sheriff
Is Mitch Mconnell Hiss?
The Rooster minstrel is @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Who in the heck is gunna be Robin Hood in today’s world?
December 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
@skeetofgod.bsky.social image you’re the DM at a d&d table telling the story of Robin Hood who do you cast as the characters?
December 14, 2024 at 2:29 AM
More people should watch Robin Hood with their kids… that way they know who the good guys are in the story when they look out into the world today
December 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I imagine you tell a Robin Hood story well, if you were at a table where this story was being told via d&d what part of that would wanna play most?
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social how would you tell the story of Robin Hood? If you were to play a Robin Hood character in a story, what world? Who would you want to dm? Who would you want at the table to play other characters?
December 14, 2024 at 2:20 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social how would you tell the story of Robin Hood? If you were to play a Robin Hood character in a story, what world? Who would you want to dm? Who would you want at the table to play other characters?
December 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Watching Robin Hood tonight and thinking how applicable it is today…

If Prince John is Trump, is Elon Hiss? Who is going to become the real word Robin Hood?
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Exactly
December 13, 2024 at 5:06 PM
We used to say, “Up your butt and around the corner!” Much more than we do now…. I miss it
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Roku tvs have a BabyShark channel… if you aren’t a parent of a toddler you don’t understand how both terrifying and terrific this is at the same time…
December 9, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Sickening hypocrisy.
December 8, 2024 at 10:02 AM