John/JC
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John/JC
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I’ve been lower middle class my entire life and only just started eating ramen this year. Am I a fraud?
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Where the fuck is Superman when you need him?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
MrBeast: I built a giant Christmas tree out of silver!

Me: I’m in credit card debt cause I wanted to eat this month
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Generative AI joins Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer in the “things no one likes but is just popular enough to stay relevant” category
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Look guys I know we’re having the time of our lives with this but in all seriousness Donald was just trying to help Bill while he was sick. He had ligma
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You ever think about how for years we’ve been told that the government is run by Satantic pedos by a bunch of Christian pedos
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Man I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re my intrusive thoughts personified
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“good jeans” I don’t give a damn how good they are as long as they fit my bodacious hips and big beautiful ass

wait why are there Nazis here
August 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
*vibing in purgatory* tell me again how you wanted cheaper eggs
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
(hear me out) all religious states are a bad idea
May 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“people are so fake” yeah cause no one likes it when we’re real. you really wanna hear about my 7th existential crisis of the day?
May 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
if you’re born into wealth, the world is your bitch
if you’re born poor, you’re the world’s bitch
Welcome to StreetMarx, a hip person’s guide to socialism
May 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Autistic enlightenment is realizing you’re just an IRL Tim Robinson character
April 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Call me basic or stupid but I think the only way we’ll ever achieve world peace is if aliens point a giant space laser at the earth and threaten to blow it up if we keep fucking around
April 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Elon Musk owns us and I can’t even find joy in eating a goddamn grape
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Am I depressed or am I just not a kid anymore
March 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whenever I read anything about AI I just picture the worst people I can think of getting profoundly hard at the thought of rejecting human connection for a few bucks
February 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Elon Musk wants to shutdown USAID because USAID played a significant role in helping to end Apartheid in South Africa. The US media really failed at doing its job as few Americans know Elon Musk has long been embracing South African Apartheid and wants to see it implemented in the US.
"US policy was to help bring an end to apartheid and establish a nonracial, democratic gov. In response to this policy and the Act, USAID/SA was responsible for financing projects that apartheid victims viewed as critical in promoting social, political, and economic change through peaceful means."
February 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Call me by whatever but if it’s up to me then it’s burnt out doofus
February 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don’t even care what my pronouns are at this point in my life but if the feds ask I’ve been a dude my whole life
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Conservatives hate wokeness more than they love themselves
February 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Happy Black History Month. Listen to, support, fund, and uplift Black people. #BHM #BlackHistoryMonth

Black journos: go.bsky.app/QvS5FNb

Black scientists: go.bsky.app/Ao3Qt9a

Black academics: go.bsky.app/RyKSzcb

Black democracy experts: go.bsky.app/6WTBzhX

Black in tech: go.bsky.app/2RAbS3g
February 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM