One of the worst lies that comic books sold me, is that billionaires are good looking people.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
One of the worst lies that comic books sold me, is that billionaires are good looking people.
One thing I love seeing is someone improve after finding a job. Their appearance, attitude, and health are uplifted by the menial income in the retail or food service industries.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One thing I love seeing is someone improve after finding a job. Their appearance, attitude, and health are uplifted by the menial income in the retail or food service industries.
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What you give may leave your hand, but it doesn’t leave your life. It's a seed you’re sowing. It’s coming back. Your dick sees the sacrifices. It sees you going over and above, not doing it to get the credit. When you give what’s in your hand, your dick will give what’s in its hands.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What you give may leave your hand, but it doesn’t leave your life. It's a seed you’re sowing. It’s coming back. Your dick sees the sacrifices. It sees you going over and above, not doing it to get the credit. When you give what’s in your hand, your dick will give what’s in its hands.
Headline on WAVY News 10 right now: These mother fuckers can’t drive when it’s dry, how they gonna get to work tomorrow in the snow?
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Headline on WAVY News 10 right now: These mother fuckers can’t drive when it’s dry, how they gonna get to work tomorrow in the snow?
Do you think he could be fooled into signing his own order of execution?
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do you think he could be fooled into signing his own order of execution?
My year to make the dressing. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My year to make the dressing. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m just mad about Sauron, and Sauron’s just mad about me
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m just mad about Sauron, and Sauron’s just mad about me
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We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.
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There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.
Why does the T-Mobile AI sound like a white person pretending to be black?
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why does the T-Mobile AI sound like a white person pretending to be black?
It’s days like today that I remember my favorite book at Books-A-Million: “Como Conseguir in Tanaka con el Govierno Fedral”. Why were there so many copies in the bargain bin? Why was it leather bound? What secrets did it hold for Spanish Speakers?
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s days like today that I remember my favorite book at Books-A-Million: “Como Conseguir in Tanaka con el Govierno Fedral”. Why were there so many copies in the bargain bin? Why was it leather bound? What secrets did it hold for Spanish Speakers?
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It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”
Mamdani was elected, why hasn’t the stock market crashed?
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mamdani was elected, why hasn’t the stock market crashed?
The election made my company so mad they laid people off.
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The election made my company so mad they laid people off.
After having several Keto recipes, that is what replicated food tastes like on Star Trek. There is flavor but some of the flavor is missing. And it not just missing sugar, even spicy things are muted also.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
After having several Keto recipes, that is what replicated food tastes like on Star Trek. There is flavor but some of the flavor is missing. And it not just missing sugar, even spicy things are muted also.
I guess no one heeded Tolkien’s warning about dragons. Because I believe that is what we have put into power.
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I guess no one heeded Tolkien’s warning about dragons. Because I believe that is what we have put into power.
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The enemy would love to distort your identity to keep you from recognizing who you really are. Even though you’re a masterpiece, made in your dick’s image, you’ll start living like you’re unworthy, not valuable, nothing to offer. Delete the strongholds that contradict who your dick says you are.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The enemy would love to distort your identity to keep you from recognizing who you really are. Even though you’re a masterpiece, made in your dick’s image, you’ll start living like you’re unworthy, not valuable, nothing to offer. Delete the strongholds that contradict who your dick says you are.
The sudden urge to sing Whitney Houston at the top of my lungs at work. And not that song.
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The sudden urge to sing Whitney Houston at the top of my lungs at work. And not that song.
To the people talking over my headphones.
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with the words you threw off my groove
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with the words you threw off my groove
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October 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
To the people talking over my headphones.
@ iTunes I want my music library. I own music you and Amazon don’t have. Also @ Apple iOS 26 sucks.
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
@ iTunes I want my music library. I own music you and Amazon don’t have. Also @ Apple iOS 26 sucks.
I wish Newport News was a walkable city some times. And not just the pockets that are walkable or a city park.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I wish Newport News was a walkable city some times. And not just the pockets that are walkable or a city park.
MLB giving the game to Detroit.
October 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
MLB giving the game to Detroit.
Me at work with two monitors.
a cat is riding on the back of a dinosaur with a microsoft flag
ALT: a cat is riding on the back of a dinosaur with a microsoft flag
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October 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me at work with two monitors.