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Jc⚔️
@jc-bl3ach.bsky.social
19▪︎he/him/él▪︎just a gay pirate living my life▪︎House Veridian 💚⚔️▪︎Satanist queer▪︎+18▪︎eng-esp
"I was listening to Umbra because it reminds me of you" ok so marry me????? What the hell??????
May 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Trans man Perpetua with an ejaculating strap where the dildo is shaped like a little rocket.
April 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thank you Tobias Forge for making the satanic pope transgender
April 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Perpetua (Papa III) can't sing anymore because she was beheaded, so she has V sing for her, and she writes the songs for him to perform. Peacefield was a song she wrote for her daughter.
April 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Uncle Primo Emeritus taking care of his brother's children, practically raising them. Ter and Secondo called *him* papa first instead of Nihil.
April 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ok I finally have this app again and I think I actually got it to work on my new phone. Hey, how's everyone? Are we still talking about gay things?
April 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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reminder to fic writers
March 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Dear House Veridian people: how we feeling tonight? (Idgaf about the opinion of Feathered Host "people" /j)
March 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Copia seeing Perpetua (formerly Terzo) come back to the ministry after years, now after taking estrogen for a few years, and his immediate thought is "damn? My sister became hot?? Good for her???"
March 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm sorry but Papa Perpetua looks like Mary Goore if they had money no one can argue with me on that
March 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've been thinking about Satanized for the past three hours someone help me.
March 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Well update: I'm an idiot :/ still, I kinda love it.
March 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Pancake day in the Bonnet-Teach household. There are seven eggshells in the sink and three pancakes stuck to the ceiling thanks to *someone's* overenthusiastic flipping. Stede has flour in his butt crack, there's sugar covering every surface of the kitchen. They manage one edible pancake in total.
March 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Modern AU Stede Bonnet’s closet
February 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Probably true? Tho lately I'm feeling pretty sex-repulsed (back pain be a bitch) but usually this is accurate.
February 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Petition to replace "Skeet" (shudders) with Bleet.

Reasons why:
-Isn't a crude word for jizzing
-Takes the first consonant sound from the site (like twitter=tweet)
-Also an animal noise (like tweet)
-Overall just not the yucky scuzzy word that "skeet" is

Thank you for your time
February 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
To all Sleep Token fans: follow me if you're House Veridian 💚⚔️
February 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anyone out here writing fics for Izzy and Teddy? Anyone at all? Or do I have to do everything myself?
February 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I love you corny ass emo lyrics I thought were genius as a younger teen. Truly shaped me into the human I am today.
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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would be hysterical if stede's been bumping off badmintons since birth. baby stede giving nurse badminton chickenpox and she doesn't recover. child stede holding dressmaking scissors and one of his bullies runs into them. teenage stede checks out a guy's ass and granny badminton's heart stops
February 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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ed: idk loads of people want to kill me mate
stede: not me though
ed:
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Teddy Applejack last name is just like me for real (married to Izzy Hands, n° 1 Gentlebeard stan)
February 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Never have two people been more in love
The cave. Stede looks up at Ed, ashen: “Mary. The kids.” Ed: “Guess we’d better get going then.” Stede: “This isn’t your fight. It’s not your family.” Ed: “Your fight is my fight. Your family is my family.”
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM