J Allen
@jc-allen.bsky.social
Recent Twitter refugee. Old school progressive. If you're MAGA and like what I had to say, you probably misunderstood it.
It's basically flavored with the seasonings you'd find in Stove Top Stuffing. It's not terrible, but also not their best tasting flavor. The seasonal garlic mashed potato flavor is better.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's basically flavored with the seasonings you'd find in Stove Top Stuffing. It's not terrible, but also not their best tasting flavor. The seasonal garlic mashed potato flavor is better.
Kind of disappointing, if you ask me. I was imagining something redder with a pitchfork.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Kind of disappointing, if you ask me. I was imagining something redder with a pitchfork.
Um... Yeah... the org name looked familiar, so I ran it through the search engine. This is what popped up on the right side of the results window.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Um... Yeah... the org name looked familiar, so I ran it through the search engine. This is what popped up on the right side of the results window.
At this point, I have no choice but to assume you're just a troll. Goodbye. 🙄🤡
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At this point, I have no choice but to assume you're just a troll. Goodbye. 🙄🤡
Put on your Sunday best, kids! We're going to Sears!
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Put on your Sunday best, kids! We're going to Sears!
I remember when the first iMacs were scary in their own right.
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I remember when the first iMacs were scary in their own right.
I don't know, man. I'm all for directly prosecuting ICE for their crimes, but referring them to Bondi for prosecution feels a little performative. We all know she ain't gonna do shit, and the corporate media will either spin it to make the Trump Admin look better than it is or just plain ignore it.
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I don't know, man. I'm all for directly prosecuting ICE for their crimes, but referring them to Bondi for prosecution feels a little performative. We all know she ain't gonna do shit, and the corporate media will either spin it to make the Trump Admin look better than it is or just plain ignore it.
Don't give me that. You're old enough to know what a can of Tab is.
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Don't give me that. You're old enough to know what a can of Tab is.
It's a word according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's a word according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
If it wasn't for the Spanish Inquisition, we wouldn't have the Monty Python sketch.
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If it wasn't for the Spanish Inquisition, we wouldn't have the Monty Python sketch.
Meanwhile, it's currently available at my local supermarket in aisle 36.
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Meanwhile, it's currently available at my local supermarket in aisle 36.
According to the research, they require light and magnetism to operate, so they can only function while the patient is lying down with a fiber optic tube shoved up their nose and some strong magnets nearby. Also, those robocars are poorly designed on purpose and shouldn't be allowed on the road.
July 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
According to the research, they require light and magnetism to operate, so they can only function while the patient is lying down with a fiber optic tube shoved up their nose and some strong magnets nearby. Also, those robocars are poorly designed on purpose and shouldn't be allowed on the road.
Pretty sure that's just a stupid concept image. People have been posting pictures of the real cars on the road.
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pretty sure that's just a stupid concept image. People have been posting pictures of the real cars on the road.
Look closely at the bottom of the cover.
June 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Look closely at the bottom of the cover.
I know it's not real because I've seen video of their half-assed collection this year. They made as little effort as possible.
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I know it's not real because I've seen video of their half-assed collection this year. They made as little effort as possible.
We also know what "conservative Christians" would have done.
June 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We also know what "conservative Christians" would have done.
Cherrios that are chocolate flavored. They're a bit too sweet for my taste.
May 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cherrios that are chocolate flavored. They're a bit too sweet for my taste.
I don't know about "war crime against geometry," but it does remind me of the vehicle from the Atari 2600 of Moon Patrol.
May 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't know about "war crime against geometry," but it does remind me of the vehicle from the Atari 2600 of Moon Patrol.
Reminds me of a political cartoon penned by Berkley Breathed ages ago for a Texas newspaper over the notion of white people moving out of the area because black people were moving in.
May 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Reminds me of a political cartoon penned by Berkley Breathed ages ago for a Texas newspaper over the notion of white people moving out of the area because black people were moving in.
Them Chicago queens keep it real, yo!
May 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Them Chicago queens keep it real, yo!
Their consultants financially benefit from the continuation of the pro-corporate status quo, so of course they're going suggest maintaining it. They're going to fight tooth and nail to keep it going, even if it means losing elections.
May 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Their consultants financially benefit from the continuation of the pro-corporate status quo, so of course they're going suggest maintaining it. They're going to fight tooth and nail to keep it going, even if it means losing elections.