Jack Beauchamp-Stansfield
jbstans.bsky.social
Jack Beauchamp-Stansfield
@jbstans.bsky.social
Professional nerd, working at @F1.

Go by @jbstans across most of the internet. @jbstans@hachyderm.io on the Fediverse.
Damn that was fun. Thanks Electric Callboy!
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November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just reinstalled windows on my gaming pc to sanity check whether a crash I’ve been having is a hardware issue.

First time using windows in like 18months. First time with windows 11.

Jesus it’s bad. The install experience is just rage inducing. About 20 addons and upsells before you even login.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Come on @linuxfoundation.org - how is the PSI secure browser *so* bad.

Third time sitting an exam and each time has been an unmitigated stressful nightmare. It’s not fit for purpose. Bring back classrooms.
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy Slow Horses day y’all 😍
September 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t know if it’s because I live on ‘the loop’ now but peak c2c trains seem basically dead compared to what they used to be like.
August 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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“Reactionary feminists” Mary Harrington and Louise Perry are now talking up race war. These comments appear underneath a Perry interview with David Betz
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I once saw Jimmy Carr get a Wagamama takeaway while I was there having dinner
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What's the verdict on Avowed? I've heard good things but I have such trepidation with first person fantasy games after TES
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bad sisters season 2. Holy shit.

Silo finale and severance premier tonight too. AppleTV+ is absolutely killing it at the moment.
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Merry Christmas you lot ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Look what you've done @goul.bsky.social ....
November 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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✨ Bluesky Exclusive Giveaway time #2 ✨

I reached down the back of the sofa, and pulled out a Humble Gift (Steam key) for Death Stranding Director's Cut!

Want to win it?
- Follow
- Like
- Repost

The winner will be notified by a tag and then a DM with the key.

Closes Monday, December 2nd, 7PM UTC.
November 26, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Oh it’s nice to see this place picking up steam at last.

Thanks Elon.
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Happy Slow Horses day to all that celebrate
September 4, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Finished Shadow of the Erdtree just in time to give myself a 2 week run at my CKA...

Loved almost every second of it. Elden Ring really is one of the all time greats.
August 30, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Cancelled my Netflix and caused a diplomatic incident with my mother 🫠
August 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Well I’ve finally cut the cord on the Muskverse. Feeling pretty good about it.
August 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
That awkward moment when you misjudge how much Lagavulin is left in the bottle and pour an extremely generous dram as your nightcap 😂👌
January 3, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Happy new year to all and sundry! 👌❤️

Let’s hope 2024 is an improvement on the foetid dumpster fire of 2023.

But I’ve been saying that for a few years running now so let’s not get our hopes up 🤪😂
January 1, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Merry Christmas you lot ❤️
December 25, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Hello coffee, my old friend…

God it’s good to be home and having good coffee again.

Outside of one roastery I found Las Vegas was an absolute barren wasteland when it came to coffee.
December 4, 2023 at 1:03 PM
To game or to try and configure DWM? #NerdsDilemma
November 10, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Oh for fuck's sake they've done the Farage thing. I hope it backfires on him.
November 10, 2023 at 10:12 AM