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The “would you still love me if I was a worm” to “babe, don’t worry it’s not a worm” pipeline
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shouldn’t he be wearing briefs?
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Deep blue city with left-leaning city council, fairly blue state with supermajority representation, not a major economic contributor on a national scale like ca, ny, or wa. Plus Fox has been painting us as war ravaged for the last 5+ years, exaggerating the real unsheltered homelessness problem.
September 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you’re an autocrat looking for a domestic manufactured menace to justify escalation or make an example of, Portland is a great choice because the protest culture here is well established (“Little Beirut”) and our current electeds are unlikely to have Newsom level opposition
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Apparently nyc, eastmoreland and dc? I had no idea his wife co-owns the venerable strand bookstore in nyc but makes sense they’d have a place there
May 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That’s fair, but Wyden probably shouldn’t be on there either in that case?
May 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is the governor so underwater she’s not even a consideration?
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
As someone that frequently emits all three of those, any of these heuristics reflects concerningly on my true nature
May 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To the extent that coyote body language is similar to that of domesticated dogs, “romping” is the only word I could use to describe how it was running, especially when I caught up. It seemed playful
May 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yeah. It ran for like two miles “with” me — running out ahead and waiting for me to catch up. I think it decided I was safe. Flattering, but probably not great for it as a wild animal
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had a similar close encounter last month in forest park but it didn’t take the hint when I told it to move along. Similar distance, 15-20’. Followed me for a while previous to this and again after. Made a friend!
May 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also the use of Pakistan’s tactical nuclear weapons are reportedly delegated to field command in wartime, which is a much lower barrier than Modi choosing to contradict India’s NFU policy
May 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s happily unlikely in any circumstance, but having a NFU policy at least declares an intention (as does the absence of one)
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fully expected a “have you said thank you once” in the section about the free market
May 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Let people have fun
May 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
Alt: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Would be absolutely wild if they didn't use some sort of private usg vpn, but I guess no more wild than the rest of this security malpractice
May 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM