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Julian Bond
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UK. EU-Maximalist. Born: 2.7b, 314ppm.
Vax-Air-Space-Mask-Test-Isolate-Touch. Ok, so far.

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Kopyleft
#Cocktail - De la Louisiane

60ml Rye, 15ml Red Vermouth, 15ml Benedictine, generous dash Peychaud's, dash/rinse Absinthe, Lemon twist. Seve up or Sazaerc style in a baby tumbler.
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Sturgess-Skripal, Inquest-Inquiry has come to an end. Something happened in Salisbury in 2018. But I don't think we'll ever find out what. And the official narrative doesn't make any more sense now than it did then.
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Do you remember the answer to the question “What time is it?” It was “Time doesn’t exist, yet it controls us anyway.”

Fun movie btw.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30144839/?ref_=fn_t_1
One Battle After Another (2025) ⭐ 8.0 | Action, Crime, Drama
2h 41m | R
www.imdb.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The daughter said I should stop being so angry about everything. It was bad for my state of mind.

Well if you're not angry right now, you're not paying attention. That's what I said to myself back in the 70s at Uni. And it's still true.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
#Cocktail - Valencia

60ml Gin, 15ml Fino, dash Orange bitters, flamed Orange twist

My recipe says 75ml gin but that's too much. It's a delicious member of the Martini family.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you have a giant Maine Coon cat, do you need a giant cat flap as well? Can you get such a thing?
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
And so it begins, best music of 2025 when there's still a month to go.

The Quietus Albums of the Year. Always obscurely gratuitous, but never gratuitously obscure.
https://thequietus.com/tq-charts/albums-of-the-year/best-albums-of-2025/

Best Dance Music split into six genres
The Quietus Albums of the Year 2025 (In Association with Norman Records) | The Quietus
One of the scant benefits bestowed by editing a countercultural magazine born in a time of great financial turmoil is that you eventually develop a state of permanent readiness for the next disaster. In the very early days of the Quietus, when my good friend Luke Turner and I were first unceremoniously shown out of […]
thequietus.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Being a Rightist is easy. You don't have to know anything. Just repeat what you see and hear on GBNews and in the Mail. And if anyone disagrees with you, call them a Dumb Lefty.

An inversion of a Righty Meme doing the rounds on the socials.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Mall Grab - Orange County
https://youtu.be/MnXWO6wX2q4

Happy 10th Birthday, Shall Not Fade and Mall Grab. Hope you're all good and enjoy the day.

Mall Grab Alone, including Orange County. SNF001 released 2-Dec-2015 by Shall Not Fade

https://www.discogs.com/release/7735165-Mall-Grab-Alone-
- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Seen on x-fka-twitter

6 years ago today: A man in Wuhan, China starts feeling ill, becoming the first confirmed case of COVID-19
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Eyeballing the global 2m air temperatures, it looks like Nov-25 will be 3rd in the records. Official figures will arrive in about a week's time.

https://pulse.climate.copernicus.eu/
https://climate.copernicus.eu/press-releases
Climate Pulse - Near real-time updates of global climate variables
Interactive global climate monitoring with interactive visualisations of air temperature and sea surface temperature from the Copernicus Climate Change Service (C3S).
pulse.climate.copernicus.eu
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Winter is coming!

Happy First Day of UK Meteorological Winter.

GMT, London UK,

Sunrise-sunset today : 07:44 - 15:54
Full SuperMoon (Cold Moon) : Thursday, December 4, 2025, 11:14 PM
Earliest sunset : ~ 12-Dec 15:51
Solstice : Sun, 21 Dec 2025, 3:03 pm
Sunrise-sunset : 08:03 - 15:53
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
On this day in 2011.

#Occupy . A party on the pier for those that couldn't afford a ticket for the Titanic.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#Cocktail - The Bairn

50ml Scotch, 7.5ml Cointreau, Orange Bitters, Lemon twist, rocks
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just had a moderation warning on Mastodon. Here's what they told me when I questioned why.

Answer: surgical masks are not useless against airborne diseases

Hmmm. Should I just ignore this? Is there a rational reply that won't just get me moderated again?
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Way too much to unpack here in 500 chars.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/nov/30/water-shortages-could-derail-uk-net-zero-plans-study-finds

> The government said the UK was “rolling out hydrogen at scale”
Water shortages could derail UK’s net zero plans, study finds
Tensions grow after research in England finds there may not be enough water for planned carbon capture and hydrogen projects
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
#Cocktail - Tattletale

50ml Scotch, 15ml Islay, 2.5ml Honey syrup, dash (or three) Angostura, Lemon twist, rocks

Scotch & honey Old Fashioned with a touch of smoke.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
On the basis that "Your" has 4 letters I think they should be called the "**** Party".
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yay. 100k.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/744215

We have already had one. So release the unredacted report. And then repeat with a wider brief to include Brexit.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I used to see the occasional spotted Woodpecker in the wood. And Green Woodpeckers in the nearby fields. Now it's Parakeets.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/28/tech-submarine-drones-startups-big-defence-companies

Drones, Drones, Drones. Or in this case, "Fish". Except that the arms industry wants to build Autonomous Whales, not Surveillance Sardine Swarms or Attack Tuna.
‘A step-change’: tech firms battle for undersea dominance with submarine drones
As navies seek to counter submarines and protect cables, startups and big defence companies fight to lead market
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dammit YouTube! You made double speed a paid premium feature.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM