My daughter keeps making houses for our cat. She has upped her game to a tent.

She's also started leaving little "offerings" for him, like feathers and pom poms.

In exchange, Fenris guards her room when she's not home, and generally seems annoyed if anyone else talks to her.

DELICIOUS brightly colored sugar wax. I have one that looks like a traffic cone.

Adding witchy labels to seasonings adds so much ambience to my existence. What you see below is me successfully dying a plain black and white label with black tea mixed with turmeric.

My nine year old daughter told me her rocks wanted me to babysit their kids. This is Heavy Gary Jr. and Skull. They're having raspberry for breakfast because I was told they like fresh fruit.

That red ball is their "stress pom pom" for if they get bored.

100% would babysit again.

Wrote this Post-it note and told my son to read it out loud. He read the whole thing before he got it and cursed me.

#trollingbaldson

Left this note on the floor outside my son's room next to a banana peel.

I feel like Superman would definitely make dad jokes.

I turned my Christmas tree into a ghost because I couldn't find the energy to take it down.

My daughter wants to know if we can make it a turkey now...

My Denmark flint is done! Look how beautifully it polished up!

Look at the fantastic art my son made me! It's Shade, from my Blood Trails series!