JBK
@jbk-allday.bsky.social
Canadian. He/him. Has a pet snake. Trained for art, currently in nightshift hell.
"What do you think the overall message of the kill bill movies is?"
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"What do you think the overall message of the kill bill movies is?"
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
An important update from one of my sibling's cats:
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
An important update from one of my sibling's cats:
PAC's new look with the long tights and a shirt w short hair versus his old wet long-haired nearly naked gremlin look makes him look like Bonesaw from the first Spider-Man movie. I hope he tells somebody he's got them for 3 min of playtime just like Randy Savage did.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
PAC's new look with the long tights and a shirt w short hair versus his old wet long-haired nearly naked gremlin look makes him look like Bonesaw from the first Spider-Man movie. I hope he tells somebody he's got them for 3 min of playtime just like Randy Savage did.
Went to bed super late and slept because I fuckin' needed it, so I reheated this veggie soup I made.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Went to bed super late and slept because I fuckin' needed it, so I reheated this veggie soup I made.
This is only autumn's kiss
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is only autumn's kiss
🎶Is it "Cigarettes and Coffee" now or "Dreams to be Remembered"
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
🎶Is it "Cigarettes and Coffee" now or "Dreams to be Remembered"
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
Tried getting a good shot of the first bit of snow we got but a) my camera lens is cracked and b) it sorta ended when I got near the place I wanted to get a pic from.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Tried getting a good shot of the first bit of snow we got but a) my camera lens is cracked and b) it sorta ended when I got near the place I wanted to get a pic from.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
I got a guy who can at least take care of them based on how hungry he gets overtime, they'll never see him coming because he's one of their own. The perfect double agent. Downside: he's here, with me and is not a dreamwarrior™ in the "nightmare on elm Street" sense (that I am aware of).
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I got a guy who can at least take care of them based on how hungry he gets overtime, they'll never see him coming because he's one of their own. The perfect double agent. Downside: he's here, with me and is not a dreamwarrior™ in the "nightmare on elm Street" sense (that I am aware of).
Watched Good Boy with the roommate and of course, the Tangler™. His thoughts on the film are as follows: meh, gimmie another potato chip human 2.
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watched Good Boy with the roommate and of course, the Tangler™. His thoughts on the film are as follows: meh, gimmie another potato chip human 2.
Watching Aguirre Wrath of God, pretty weird/good so far. I don't know why but this flute playing guy is the best.
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Watching Aguirre Wrath of God, pretty weird/good so far. I don't know why but this flute playing guy is the best.
At least *some* of this coffee I'm about to make better have my nerdass thinking of a favorite haunt of smugglers for hundreds of years. Streets of mud and planks, its houses daub and wattle hovels roofed with straw, and of the hanged men with their entrails dangling out by the Gallows Gate.
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
At least *some* of this coffee I'm about to make better have my nerdass thinking of a favorite haunt of smugglers for hundreds of years. Streets of mud and planks, its houses daub and wattle hovels roofed with straw, and of the hanged men with their entrails dangling out by the Gallows Gate.
Choose your caffeinated character
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Choose your caffeinated character
We stay reading on the night shift.
It's always fun when I'm reminded that Thibbledorf Pwent is an actual character because just him entering a scene, any scene, is almost always kind of funny. Him and his gang of frankly *insane* dwarves.
It's always fun when I'm reminded that Thibbledorf Pwent is an actual character because just him entering a scene, any scene, is almost always kind of funny. Him and his gang of frankly *insane* dwarves.
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
We stay reading on the night shift.
It's always fun when I'm reminded that Thibbledorf Pwent is an actual character because just him entering a scene, any scene, is almost always kind of funny. Him and his gang of frankly *insane* dwarves.
It's always fun when I'm reminded that Thibbledorf Pwent is an actual character because just him entering a scene, any scene, is almost always kind of funny. Him and his gang of frankly *insane* dwarves.
Oh sure when food's on the line he's all silence and patience but if a single other living being enters the hallway it's all growls and barks followed by several woofs
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh sure when food's on the line he's all silence and patience but if a single other living being enters the hallway it's all growls and barks followed by several woofs
Pet name: Armstrong T. Kingsnake)
Pet age: 9-10ish years old (I got him from someone who got him from someone else he was roughly 3yrs old then)
Preferred username: JBK
Pet age: 9-10ish years old (I got him from someone who got him from someone else he was roughly 3yrs old then)
Preferred username: JBK
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Pet name: Armstrong T. Kingsnake)
Pet age: 9-10ish years old (I got him from someone who got him from someone else he was roughly 3yrs old then)
Preferred username: JBK
Pet age: 9-10ish years old (I got him from someone who got him from someone else he was roughly 3yrs old then)
Preferred username: JBK
It's time to go back to sad angry elf time on my break at work.
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It's time to go back to sad angry elf time on my break at work.
Thought of these two images at work listening to Radio Westeros. If you get why without looking at the alt text or thinking all too much about them congratulations you are a gigantic dork like me
August 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Thought of these two images at work listening to Radio Westeros. If you get why without looking at the alt text or thinking all too much about them congratulations you are a gigantic dork like me
The dog in this poorly taken and cropped photo believes in you
August 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The dog in this poorly taken and cropped photo believes in you
Cut that one in half and make two giant zucchini stuffed boats?
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Cut that one in half and make two giant zucchini stuffed boats?
The two heirs of the Armstrong family having a potential duel to the death while the rest of the family just calmly packing for a vacation and just immediately leaving is pretty funny. "Oh our first two children are trying to murder each other ho hum let's hit the road."
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The two heirs of the Armstrong family having a potential duel to the death while the rest of the family just calmly packing for a vacation and just immediately leaving is pretty funny. "Oh our first two children are trying to murder each other ho hum let's hit the road."
Walked back from work It's already too fucking hot time to pop one of these bad boys
August 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Walked back from work It's already too fucking hot time to pop one of these bad boys