JBK
@jbk-allday.bsky.social
Canadian. He/him. Has a pet snake. Trained for art, currently in nightshift hell.
Me getting jabbing a knife into a potato to microwave it:
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me getting jabbing a knife into a potato to microwave it:
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
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February 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"What do you think the overall message of the kill bill movies is?"
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"What do you think the overall message of the kill bill movies is?"
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
"Never trust David Carradine, *especially* if he asks you to help him at a wedding or he's holding a flute."
"That doesn't...he's been dead for so many ye-y'know what, fine sure."
Alright I'm gonna take the dog out for a little night walk since I don't know if my roommate did before he went to bed which unfortunately means an end to me wearing my pajamas and sandals. Stupid lower half of my body, needing proper clothing for warmth.
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Alright I'm gonna take the dog out for a little night walk since I don't know if my roommate did before he went to bed which unfortunately means an end to me wearing my pajamas and sandals. Stupid lower half of my body, needing proper clothing for warmth.
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This is my legacy on this planet.
My husband is watching WCW again and it's all Tom Green's fault.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is my legacy on this planet.
My mom remains undefeated by autocorrect. "Stubborn" you say? Nah, my father isn't being "stubborn" he's being very "stabern"
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My mom remains undefeated by autocorrect. "Stubborn" you say? Nah, my father isn't being "stubborn" he's being very "stabern"
Oh last bit of soup I made yesterday, you'll heal my weary bones.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Oh last bit of soup I made yesterday, you'll heal my weary bones.
Last couple Game Of Owns episodes were fantastic. Especially all the Maynard Plumm talk. Great stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Last couple Game Of Owns episodes were fantastic. Especially all the Maynard Plumm talk. Great stuff.
An important update from one of my sibling's cats:
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
An important update from one of my sibling's cats:
PAC's new look with the long tights and a shirt w short hair versus his old wet long-haired nearly naked gremlin look makes him look like Bonesaw from the first Spider-Man movie. I hope he tells somebody he's got them for 3 min of playtime just like Randy Savage did.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
PAC's new look with the long tights and a shirt w short hair versus his old wet long-haired nearly naked gremlin look makes him look like Bonesaw from the first Spider-Man movie. I hope he tells somebody he's got them for 3 min of playtime just like Randy Savage did.
Good god first night back after my day off and the Xmas music is already too much
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good god first night back after my day off and the Xmas music is already too much
When the drinking game recommends 3 people it means if you play it with 2 people you lose 3+hrs of consciousness 'cause I blacked the fuck out. I woke up: it was four am, I blinked: 7:30am , I thought "this is why i don't do this regularly anymore" but on the upside I feel great now so let's kick it
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When the drinking game recommends 3 people it means if you play it with 2 people you lose 3+hrs of consciousness 'cause I blacked the fuck out. I woke up: it was four am, I blinked: 7:30am , I thought "this is why i don't do this regularly anymore" but on the upside I feel great now so let's kick it
"Not Enough Mana" or So I've Decided to Get Drunk Over a Card Game.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Not Enough Mana" or So I've Decided to Get Drunk Over a Card Game.
Well in the space of many hours the snake ate one mouse of two, which is fine but like a parent who spends money on food at the grocery store I'm still looking at the limbless jerk silently, thinking very loudly "FINISH YOUR MEAL. ONE MORE BITE." I spent good money on those mice ya ingrate
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Well in the space of many hours the snake ate one mouse of two, which is fine but like a parent who spends money on food at the grocery store I'm still looking at the limbless jerk silently, thinking very loudly "FINISH YOUR MEAL. ONE MORE BITE." I spent good money on those mice ya ingrate
It's snake feeding time
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's snake feeding time
Went to bed super late and slept because I fuckin' needed it, so I reheated this veggie soup I made.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Went to bed super late and slept because I fuckin' needed it, so I reheated this veggie soup I made.
This is only autumn's kiss
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is only autumn's kiss
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We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
August 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
🎶Is it "Cigarettes and Coffee" now or "Dreams to be Remembered"
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
🎶Is it "Cigarettes and Coffee" now or "Dreams to be Remembered"
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
I'll leave regrets for dead and sing along🎶
Well dillinger four it's one cigarette and two coffees and no Jim Jarmusch movies, I found one while cleaning my apartment, was bored enough to smoke it.
Turns out they're still terrible.
Tried getting a good shot of the first bit of snow we got but a) my camera lens is cracked and b) it sorta ended when I got near the place I wanted to get a pic from.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Tried getting a good shot of the first bit of snow we got but a) my camera lens is cracked and b) it sorta ended when I got near the place I wanted to get a pic from.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
And I'm not gonna step into the wooded areas around here for one that's just like saying "fuck me up, fam" to a bear.
Latest notacast and the last of my cold brew coffee. Dog's been walked and fed and now tucked safely in his crate for a few hours
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Latest notacast and the last of my cold brew coffee. Dog's been walked and fed and now tucked safely in his crate for a few hours
So I am loathe to bring up the words "blue" and "jay" together right now because b*aseball is boring and dumb (shut up, I'm right, you know it yes YOU whomever read that & got mad *you* know I'm right) but I saw the real bird and it was an arm's length away on my rainy walk home.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So I am loathe to bring up the words "blue" and "jay" together right now because b*aseball is boring and dumb (shut up, I'm right, you know it yes YOU whomever read that & got mad *you* know I'm right) but I saw the real bird and it was an arm's length away on my rainy walk home.
Sun's not up so obviously I'm outside at work in the cold. Well, the chilly and damp it just stopped raining a bit ago
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Sun's not up so obviously I'm outside at work in the cold. Well, the chilly and damp it just stopped raining a bit ago