(Sorry, gotta do my job a little if I’m also gonna tell you guys not to read the news so much)

Might I suggest an old fashioned email newsletter that arrives in your inbox at regularly scheduled intervals instead:

have you consider living entirely on instant mashed potatoes for the foreseeable future? that worked for me

It was a very long and busy week and they put me in a hotel across the street from a Taco Bell Cantina. I have regrets but I did what needed to be done.

He was right to say it

I think his favorite so far has been M:I-2, but that might’ve just been because of all the John Woo doves