Josh Billinson
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The people of Earth-818 in FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS
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July 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The people of Earth-818 in FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS
He is now calling for Trump to nationalize SpaceX lmao
June 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He is now calling for Trump to nationalize SpaceX lmao
Hilarious number of your former colleagues to have immediately running to Politico to trash your new book announcement
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hilarious number of your former colleagues to have immediately running to Politico to trash your new book announcement
I love when the New York Post does Eric Adams mad libs
June 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I love when the New York Post does Eric Adams mad libs
I never really considered that the Secret Service would do this but now I need to know if anyone has ever been picked up on an outstanding warrant because they visited the White House
May 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I never really considered that the Secret Service would do this but now I need to know if anyone has ever been picked up on an outstanding warrant because they visited the White House
He was right to say it
May 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He was right to say it
Timothée Chalamet auditioning for the UNCUT GEMS prequel
May 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Timothée Chalamet auditioning for the UNCUT GEMS prequel
So you’re telling me that in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION, the IMF is subject to Senate oversight and closed door hearings, but in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING we learn that the DNI doesn’t even know about the existence of the IMF?
May 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So you’re telling me that in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION, the IMF is subject to Senate oversight and closed door hearings, but in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING we learn that the DNI doesn’t even know about the existence of the IMF?
Any store could shell pistachios for added convenience, but the real Trader Joe’s magic is in coming up with just the perfect repulsive and humiliating name for it
May 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Any store could shell pistachios for added convenience, but the real Trader Joe’s magic is in coming up with just the perfect repulsive and humiliating name for it
My dog has been sitting next to me on the couch absolutely locked in for nearly the entire MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE marathon. He can’t get enough of Ethan Hunt and the IMF.
May 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My dog has been sitting next to me on the couch absolutely locked in for nearly the entire MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE marathon. He can’t get enough of Ethan Hunt and the IMF.
They need to do George Lucas style special editions of the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE franchise in a few years where they just go back and add Kittridge to all the movies he’s not in.
May 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
They need to do George Lucas style special editions of the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE franchise in a few years where they just go back and add Kittridge to all the movies he’s not in.
just remembered this
May 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
just remembered this
The one who will lead us to the top of the box office
May 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The one who will lead us to the top of the box office
Incredible power move by George Lucas during negotiations over TEMPLE OF DOOM, as recounted by Barry Diller in his new memoir:
“This deal, the most generous in history, isn’t worth it?”
“No, not really.”
“This deal, the most generous in history, isn’t worth it?”
“No, not really.”
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Incredible power move by George Lucas during negotiations over TEMPLE OF DOOM, as recounted by Barry Diller in his new memoir:
“This deal, the most generous in history, isn’t worth it?”
“No, not really.”
“This deal, the most generous in history, isn’t worth it?”
“No, not really.”
MLB is going to experiment with bat-tracking for check swing challenges in the minors, and I think that’s great, but they’re going to define a swing as “when the head of the bat moves ahead of its knob by more than 45 degrees.”
What???
What???
May 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
MLB is going to experiment with bat-tracking for check swing challenges in the minors, and I think that’s great, but they’re going to define a swing as “when the head of the bat moves ahead of its knob by more than 45 degrees.”
What???
What???
Brian Eno? The Windows 95 chime composer?
May 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Brian Eno? The Windows 95 chime composer?
Thinking about finally watching Mad Men for the first time but have discovered it’s only available on the fakest streaming services you’ve ever seen. It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee.
May 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thinking about finally watching Mad Men for the first time but have discovered it’s only available on the fakest streaming services you’ve ever seen. It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee.
You mean to tell me that HBO is a powerful brand that signifies quality in the eyes of audiences when it comes to television?
May 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You mean to tell me that HBO is a powerful brand that signifies quality in the eyes of audiences when it comes to television?
Least insane Tom Cruise anecdote
May 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Least insane Tom Cruise anecdote
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — THE FINAL RECKONING is the must-watch big screen movie of the summer. Don’t believe the lyin’ fake news. I’ll see you at the movies.
May 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — THE FINAL RECKONING is the must-watch big screen movie of the summer. Don’t believe the lyin’ fake news. I’ll see you at the movies.
Waking up to those FINAL RECKONING reviews…
May 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Waking up to those FINAL RECKONING reviews…
It’s too easy to say the NBA rigged the draft lottery as a kickback to the Mavericks for trading Luka to LA. I’m going one level deeper and saying they did it to stop Miriam Adelson from tanking the team to justify a move to Las Vegas.
May 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s too easy to say the NBA rigged the draft lottery as a kickback to the Mavericks for trading Luka to LA. I’m going one level deeper and saying they did it to stop Miriam Adelson from tanking the team to justify a move to Las Vegas.
You just knew an American Pope would have a brother giving LeBron James-esque quotes to local news about how he always knew this day would come
May 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You just knew an American Pope would have a brother giving LeBron James-esque quotes to local news about how he always knew this day would come
Obsessed with the different reactions from the Pope’s brothers. The one in Chicago was stunned but the one Florida was like “Yeah, odds looked pretty good for our guy, huh?”
May 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Obsessed with the different reactions from the Pope’s brothers. The one in Chicago was stunned but the one Florida was like “Yeah, odds looked pretty good for our guy, huh?”