John Bennardo
@jbennardo222.bsky.social
Humor writer with a fiction novel on Amazon. Also a documentary filmmaker - about the $2 bill. Cancer survivor. Wheel of Fortune champion. Smart ass.
Keep the kiss cam off.
July 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Keep the kiss cam off.
And it's a large, jagged dildo at that.
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
And it's a large, jagged dildo at that.
Actually, have a huge Super Bowl party so your TV is on, but 100 other people don't have theirs on. Then it's a win-win for everyone.
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Actually, have a huge Super Bowl party so your TV is on, but 100 other people don't have theirs on. Then it's a win-win for everyone.
Like Steve Martin says, "be so good they can't ignore you"
February 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Like Steve Martin says, "be so good they can't ignore you"
Just open your front door.
January 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just open your front door.
I would, but I genuinely don't care
January 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I would, but I genuinely don't care
That's one day I'd rather be at work.
January 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's one day I'd rather be at work.