John Bennardo
@jbennardo222.bsky.social
Humor writer with a fiction novel on Amazon. Also a documentary filmmaker - about the $2 bill. Cancer survivor. Wheel of Fortune champion. Smart ass.
I believe it's possible to spend an entire day unsubscribing from spammy emails.
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I believe it's possible to spend an entire day unsubscribing from spammy emails.
Yes, I'll admit that I'm proud to be a part of this silliness.
youtu.be/PgC9Z3NnCS0
youtu.be/PgC9Z3NnCS0
The name of the next Bond girl will be...
YouTube video by Poker Studs
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August 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yes, I'll admit that I'm proud to be a part of this silliness.
youtu.be/PgC9Z3NnCS0
youtu.be/PgC9Z3NnCS0
I love how the word rapport is spelled. If you never heard of it and saw that word, there is no way you would pronounce it correctly.
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I love how the word rapport is spelled. If you never heard of it and saw that word, there is no way you would pronounce it correctly.
Hmmm... Andy "Bryon" just applied for a job with my company. Says he has high-level executive experience; great cuddler
July 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hmmm... Andy "Bryon" just applied for a job with my company. Says he has high-level executive experience; great cuddler
If you are cheating on your spouse and at a public event with a kiss-cam, the minute you see that thing on the Jumbotron, get your ass out of there and go get a hotdog or something. Stupid to be cheating, but even more stupid to be standing there hugging your mistress and gawking at the screen.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you are cheating on your spouse and at a public event with a kiss-cam, the minute you see that thing on the Jumbotron, get your ass out of there and go get a hotdog or something. Stupid to be cheating, but even more stupid to be standing there hugging your mistress and gawking at the screen.
I'm at the gym for the first time in over a month and happy to report that I can do exactly 0 pull-ups.
March 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm at the gym for the first time in over a month and happy to report that I can do exactly 0 pull-ups.
I'll never understand WTF is happening that requires someone to be with a bank teller for 10-15 minutes (and I'm always next in line, waiting). Why are any transactions that complicated? Deposit. Withdraw. Good bye.
February 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'll never understand WTF is happening that requires someone to be with a bank teller for 10-15 minutes (and I'm always next in line, waiting). Why are any transactions that complicated? Deposit. Withdraw. Good bye.
Is there a band I'm unaware of that would be lower on the "alphabetical order" list than ZZ Top?
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Is there a band I'm unaware of that would be lower on the "alphabetical order" list than ZZ Top?
@paulmakesmovies.bsky.social give me some of your best follows on here. Movies, humor, creative artists.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@paulmakesmovies.bsky.social give me some of your best follows on here. Movies, humor, creative artists.
I wanted a steak quesadilla at @chipotle.bsky.social tonight. Tried to order at the counter, but was told it can only be ordered online. "But I'm standing here. Can you just make one & collect my money?" I guess not. Had to go outside, order on the app, come back in and watch them make it. Stupid.
January 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I wanted a steak quesadilla at @chipotle.bsky.social tonight. Tried to order at the counter, but was told it can only be ordered online. "But I'm standing here. Can you just make one & collect my money?" I guess not. Had to go outside, order on the app, come back in and watch them make it. Stupid.
Shouldn't the second season of the show 1923 be called 1924?
January 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shouldn't the second season of the show 1923 be called 1924?
My new bathroom decor? I do need to work on my 3-point shooting.
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My new bathroom decor? I do need to work on my 3-point shooting.
Worth sharing on any platform. No context needed. It is what it is.
January 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Worth sharing on any platform. No context needed. It is what it is.
"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard"
- Dr Hook
- Dr Hook
December 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard"
- Dr Hook
- Dr Hook
Yes, Die Hard is on.
Yes, I'm watching it (again)
Yes, I'm watching it (again)
December 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Yes, Die Hard is on.
Yes, I'm watching it (again)
Yes, I'm watching it (again)
Reposted by John Bennardo
Reposted by John Bennardo
Question: wtf is Jason Momoa doing dancing around in T-mobile commercials and now a Monopoly Go (with Chris Pratt, by the way) gaming ad on my phone? Did Aquaman not pay well enough?
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Question: wtf is Jason Momoa doing dancing around in T-mobile commercials and now a Monopoly Go (with Chris Pratt, by the way) gaming ad on my phone? Did Aquaman not pay well enough?
Just knocked off the last piece of my leftover Carvel ice cream birthday cake (from late October). It thaws so well and still tastes exceptional!
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Just knocked off the last piece of my leftover Carvel ice cream birthday cake (from late October). It thaws so well and still tastes exceptional!
So, what's a tweet called on this platform? A bluey?
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So, what's a tweet called on this platform? A bluey?