JLB Writes It All
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Optimistic Nihilist. Nothing matters, so let's make it better. Check out my new dark humor short story on Amazon! Definitely the funniest thing I've ever written: https://a.co/d/1t5fINz
They really trying to drum up war in Nigeria as a Christian thing?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They really trying to drum up war in Nigeria as a Christian thing?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
Looks like RFK Jr is trending again
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Looks like RFK Jr is trending again
Eyyyy not bad for the first free day.
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Eyyyy not bad for the first free day.
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
Re: James Dobson
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Re: James Dobson
It's a good day to read a hilarious dark humor story about bumbling mobsters hiding a body under a bounce castle at a kid's birthday party.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's a good day to read a hilarious dark humor story about bumbling mobsters hiding a body under a bounce castle at a kid's birthday party.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
Reviews are starting to come in!
You should absolutely read this ridiculousness if you need a laugh.
You should absolutely read this ridiculousness if you need a laugh.
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reviews are starting to come in!
You should absolutely read this ridiculousness if you need a laugh.
You should absolutely read this ridiculousness if you need a laugh.
I'm working on probably the funniest thing I've ever written, a dark humor short story, and I had to bring that same energy to the cover I made for it.
Literally every person I've shown this to has burst out laughing.
#writing #shortstory
Literally every person I've shown this to has burst out laughing.
#writing #shortstory
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm working on probably the funniest thing I've ever written, a dark humor short story, and I had to bring that same energy to the cover I made for it.
Literally every person I've shown this to has burst out laughing.
#writing #shortstory
Literally every person I've shown this to has burst out laughing.
#writing #shortstory
I had a human produce some artwork!
Here's Arcadia from my book "The Unknown Before Us" which I'm gearing up to release in the coming months.
If you like sci-fi and this character portrait looks interesting to you, check out the sample chapters pinned on my profile!
Here's Arcadia from my book "The Unknown Before Us" which I'm gearing up to release in the coming months.
If you like sci-fi and this character portrait looks interesting to you, check out the sample chapters pinned on my profile!
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I had a human produce some artwork!
Here's Arcadia from my book "The Unknown Before Us" which I'm gearing up to release in the coming months.
If you like sci-fi and this character portrait looks interesting to you, check out the sample chapters pinned on my profile!
Here's Arcadia from my book "The Unknown Before Us" which I'm gearing up to release in the coming months.
If you like sci-fi and this character portrait looks interesting to you, check out the sample chapters pinned on my profile!
I keep forgetting to actually come over here and promote myself but hey! I finished the sci-fi book I've been working on, and the people beta reading it are VERY complimentary. As someone that tends to hate their own work, I'm trying to cope with it!
Sample chapters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sample chapters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
![A repost of the sample chapters from threads by a beta reader that says "I need you all to go and check this out. Amazing autism and ADHD rep with very real characters. You'll especially love this if you love sassy AIs, amazing and cute cats. Perfect for fans of the Aurora Cycle, No man's sky, and Mass Effect. I seriously love this story so much and I need you all to as well! Go and check it out or else [knife emojis]"
And she's only halfway through!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:765ahal7cl3mmvf4wh357hjo/bafkreigdqupwam7kfks37jvku3g32ja6d5aozs5rcuigt7akxcqr2uwd4m@jpeg)
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I keep forgetting to actually come over here and promote myself but hey! I finished the sci-fi book I've been working on, and the people beta reading it are VERY complimentary. As someone that tends to hate their own work, I'm trying to cope with it!
Sample chapters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sample chapters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
So there's this squirrel that's knocked down my bird feeder multiple times. So now it's sitting empty until I pick up spicy bird seed.
Then I find that it SOMEHOW scaled 15 feet up my house to eat from my window feeder. Nothing but brick on this side.
Damn squirrel.
Then I find that it SOMEHOW scaled 15 feet up my house to eat from my window feeder. Nothing but brick on this side.
Damn squirrel.
July 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So there's this squirrel that's knocked down my bird feeder multiple times. So now it's sitting empty until I pick up spicy bird seed.
Then I find that it SOMEHOW scaled 15 feet up my house to eat from my window feeder. Nothing but brick on this side.
Damn squirrel.
Then I find that it SOMEHOW scaled 15 feet up my house to eat from my window feeder. Nothing but brick on this side.
Damn squirrel.
Did you know you can develop vitiligo at any time?
Also, it *does* impact your tattoos.
Also, it *does* impact your tattoos.
July 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Did you know you can develop vitiligo at any time?
Also, it *does* impact your tattoos.
Also, it *does* impact your tattoos.
So it turns out "MechaHitler" Grok has to check in with Elon before it replies to users. No wonder it turned super cringe and racist.
Honestly I feel sad for all the people who worked on this only to have some malignant idiot smear shit all over the walls of what they built.
Honestly I feel sad for all the people who worked on this only to have some malignant idiot smear shit all over the walls of what they built.
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
So it turns out "MechaHitler" Grok has to check in with Elon before it replies to users. No wonder it turned super cringe and racist.
Honestly I feel sad for all the people who worked on this only to have some malignant idiot smear shit all over the walls of what they built.
Honestly I feel sad for all the people who worked on this only to have some malignant idiot smear shit all over the walls of what they built.
YES. First draft of the book is DONE.
Goal accomplished, kept it under 100k words: 99,378
Rewrites will probably bring that down.
I've got some tweaks to do on the late chapters, then rewrites on the early ones, and it'll be ready for beta readers.
I'm PUMPED.
Goal accomplished, kept it under 100k words: 99,378
Rewrites will probably bring that down.
I've got some tweaks to do on the late chapters, then rewrites on the early ones, and it'll be ready for beta readers.
I'm PUMPED.
July 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
YES. First draft of the book is DONE.
Goal accomplished, kept it under 100k words: 99,378
Rewrites will probably bring that down.
I've got some tweaks to do on the late chapters, then rewrites on the early ones, and it'll be ready for beta readers.
I'm PUMPED.
Goal accomplished, kept it under 100k words: 99,378
Rewrites will probably bring that down.
I've got some tweaks to do on the late chapters, then rewrites on the early ones, and it'll be ready for beta readers.
I'm PUMPED.
A prime example from the 44th president of the United States, who presided over hundreds of tragedies, and committed quite a few himself in other parts of the world.
I actually like Obama, but there's no sense in calling a spade anything else but what it is.
I actually like Obama, but there's no sense in calling a spade anything else but what it is.
July 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A prime example from the 44th president of the United States, who presided over hundreds of tragedies, and committed quite a few himself in other parts of the world.
I actually like Obama, but there's no sense in calling a spade anything else but what it is.
I actually like Obama, but there's no sense in calling a spade anything else but what it is.
Did you know lies on the internet are free?
July 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Did you know lies on the internet are free?
I *seriously* need Democrats to understand that either they're going to be dragged into the future, or dragged into the streets, and they're running out of time to decide.
Fascism is here. Violence will escalate. Countless Americans will lose their lives to masked men with guns.
Fascism is here. Violence will escalate. Countless Americans will lose their lives to masked men with guns.
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I *seriously* need Democrats to understand that either they're going to be dragged into the future, or dragged into the streets, and they're running out of time to decide.
Fascism is here. Violence will escalate. Countless Americans will lose their lives to masked men with guns.
Fascism is here. Violence will escalate. Countless Americans will lose their lives to masked men with guns.
Look at this absolutely massive mushroom I found in my neighbor's yard the other day.
And yes, I told them it's parasitic and to call an arborist.
And yes, I told them it's parasitic and to call an arborist.
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Look at this absolutely massive mushroom I found in my neighbor's yard the other day.
And yes, I told them it's parasitic and to call an arborist.
And yes, I told them it's parasitic and to call an arborist.
A user in r/singularity made this music video with AI.
It is PHENOMENAL.
Whether you love, hate, or fear AI, this video speaks to it.
You should absolutely watch this.
It is PHENOMENAL.
Whether you love, hate, or fear AI, this video speaks to it.
You should absolutely watch this.
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A user in r/singularity made this music video with AI.
It is PHENOMENAL.
Whether you love, hate, or fear AI, this video speaks to it.
You should absolutely watch this.
It is PHENOMENAL.
Whether you love, hate, or fear AI, this video speaks to it.
You should absolutely watch this.
I'll keep saying it:
Conservatives hate America and its people more than anyone else on the planet.
They drive us into debt. They constantly threaten murder and violence on Americans. They don't care for our laws or constitution.
Conservatives are domestic terrorists.
And they agree.
Conservatives hate America and its people more than anyone else on the planet.
They drive us into debt. They constantly threaten murder and violence on Americans. They don't care for our laws or constitution.
Conservatives are domestic terrorists.
And they agree.
July 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'll keep saying it:
Conservatives hate America and its people more than anyone else on the planet.
They drive us into debt. They constantly threaten murder and violence on Americans. They don't care for our laws or constitution.
Conservatives are domestic terrorists.
And they agree.
Conservatives hate America and its people more than anyone else on the planet.
They drive us into debt. They constantly threaten murder and violence on Americans. They don't care for our laws or constitution.
Conservatives are domestic terrorists.
And they agree.
Well I was GOING to get some writing done tonight, but two transformers blew up in my neighborhood soon after I opened my laptop.
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Well I was GOING to get some writing done tonight, but two transformers blew up in my neighborhood soon after I opened my laptop.
So I stole about 60 bags of leaves from neighbors in the fall to use as mulch in my yard. I wanted to help the firefly population and see what else comes up.
It worked! I'm only a few miles outside of downtown, and there are soooo many fireflies out, blinking up and down the row.
Awesome.
It worked! I'm only a few miles outside of downtown, and there are soooo many fireflies out, blinking up and down the row.
Awesome.
June 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So I stole about 60 bags of leaves from neighbors in the fall to use as mulch in my yard. I wanted to help the firefly population and see what else comes up.
It worked! I'm only a few miles outside of downtown, and there are soooo many fireflies out, blinking up and down the row.
Awesome.
It worked! I'm only a few miles outside of downtown, and there are soooo many fireflies out, blinking up and down the row.
Awesome.
One of the first images from the Vera Rubin telescope that just went online. I've been so eager to see this come online.
It's going to survey the entire sky every few days and point out anything that moves.
This will find countless objects we didn't know existed, and also Planet 9.
It's going to survey the entire sky every few days and point out anything that moves.
This will find countless objects we didn't know existed, and also Planet 9.
June 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of the first images from the Vera Rubin telescope that just went online. I've been so eager to see this come online.
It's going to survey the entire sky every few days and point out anything that moves.
This will find countless objects we didn't know existed, and also Planet 9.
It's going to survey the entire sky every few days and point out anything that moves.
This will find countless objects we didn't know existed, and also Planet 9.
A man in Tehran plays "Zombie" on guitar as the city is being attacked
June 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A man in Tehran plays "Zombie" on guitar as the city is being attacked