JLB Writes It All
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Optimistic Nihilist. Nothing matters, so let's make it better. Check out my new dark humor short story on Amazon! Definitely the funniest thing I've ever written: https://a.co/d/1t5fINz
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Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
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Want a banger of a #horror #shortstory today? Check out Command & Hunger!
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
They really trying to drum up war in Nigeria as a Christian thing?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They really trying to drum up war in Nigeria as a Christian thing?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
Could right wing Christians not be complete suckers, just like once?
I think it's important to point out that the biggest reason for the world ending up where it's currently at, with fascism on the rise and everyone completely miserable, is because Facebook wanted to sell more ads.
That's why so many died to covid. That's why people are in concentration camps.
That's why so many died to covid. That's why people are in concentration camps.
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think it's important to point out that the biggest reason for the world ending up where it's currently at, with fascism on the rise and everyone completely miserable, is because Facebook wanted to sell more ads.
That's why so many died to covid. That's why people are in concentration camps.
That's why so many died to covid. That's why people are in concentration camps.
The wild thing about Charlie Kirk's death is that millions upon millions are glad he's gone, all his "allies" are using his corpse as a useful prop, and even his wife views him as nothing more than a tool, while also telling his daughter Jesus took him to pay for her blueberries.
What a sad life.
What a sad life.
September 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The wild thing about Charlie Kirk's death is that millions upon millions are glad he's gone, all his "allies" are using his corpse as a useful prop, and even his wife views him as nothing more than a tool, while also telling his daughter Jesus took him to pay for her blueberries.
What a sad life.
What a sad life.
Who are we when lies are more valuable than truth?
When ignorance prized over knowledge?
When depravity lauded and empathy derided?
When endless greed a virtue and endless struggle a failing?
Who are we?
When ignorance prized over knowledge?
When depravity lauded and empathy derided?
When endless greed a virtue and endless struggle a failing?
Who are we?
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Who are we when lies are more valuable than truth?
When ignorance prized over knowledge?
When depravity lauded and empathy derided?
When endless greed a virtue and endless struggle a failing?
Who are we?
When ignorance prized over knowledge?
When depravity lauded and empathy derided?
When endless greed a virtue and endless struggle a failing?
Who are we?
I feel like I need to talk about that weird Trump video that people think is AI.
It's 100% AI generated, and I have zero doubt about that. Not just cut together with morphcut, but...
Wholesale fake.
🧵 1/5
It's 100% AI generated, and I have zero doubt about that. Not just cut together with morphcut, but...
Wholesale fake.
🧵 1/5
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I feel like I need to talk about that weird Trump video that people think is AI.
It's 100% AI generated, and I have zero doubt about that. Not just cut together with morphcut, but...
Wholesale fake.
🧵 1/5
It's 100% AI generated, and I have zero doubt about that. Not just cut together with morphcut, but...
Wholesale fake.
🧵 1/5
In short terms,
Those who ask for violence will receive it
Those who ask for violence will receive it
@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In short terms,
Those who ask for violence will receive it
Those who ask for violence will receive it
So we've actually found incredibly strong indicators of life there before, but NASA higher-ups crossed their arms and went "NUH UH!" in the face of science.
Based on what I've learned over the years, I'll confidently say there *was* life on the surface of Mars, and there *is* life underground.
Based on what I've learned over the years, I'll confidently say there *was* life on the surface of Mars, and there *is* life underground.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - Scientists say NASA Mars rover finds strongest hints yet of potential signs of ancient life, but more study is needed.
@apnews.com
@apnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So we've actually found incredibly strong indicators of life there before, but NASA higher-ups crossed their arms and went "NUH UH!" in the face of science.
Based on what I've learned over the years, I'll confidently say there *was* life on the surface of Mars, and there *is* life underground.
Based on what I've learned over the years, I'll confidently say there *was* life on the surface of Mars, and there *is* life underground.
Wanna distract yourself?
Give my #horror #shortstory a read! Currently FREE on Amazon!
A submarine, a tough as nails captain, and a vampire crew member that goes feral.
What could go wrong?
Give my #horror #shortstory a read! Currently FREE on Amazon!
A submarine, a tough as nails captain, and a vampire crew member that goes feral.
What could go wrong?
Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wanna distract yourself?
Give my #horror #shortstory a read! Currently FREE on Amazon!
A submarine, a tough as nails captain, and a vampire crew member that goes feral.
What could go wrong?
Give my #horror #shortstory a read! Currently FREE on Amazon!
A submarine, a tough as nails captain, and a vampire crew member that goes feral.
What could go wrong?
What happens when 18 sailors are stuck on a submarine with a starving vampire?
Command & Hunger is currently FREE on Amazon!
Command & Hunger is currently FREE on Amazon!
Want a banger of a #horror #shortstory today? Check out Command & Hunger!
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What happens when 18 sailors are stuck on a submarine with a starving vampire?
Command & Hunger is currently FREE on Amazon!
Command & Hunger is currently FREE on Amazon!
Reposted by JLB Writes It All
Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.
Want a banger of a #horror #shortstory today? Check out Command & Hunger!
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Want a banger of a #horror #shortstory today? Check out Command & Hunger!
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
A vampire that works with the military discovers his blood supplies are tainted, and the captain must make a brutal decision to try to contain a feral vampire on a submarine.
I get almost zero engagement on here, but hey! Gonna promote my stuff anyway.
So read Command & Hunger! A short story about a vampire that contracts with the US Navy on a submarine, but his blood supplies are compromised,the crew won't donate, and he goes feral
So read Command & Hunger! A short story about a vampire that contracts with the US Navy on a submarine, but his blood supplies are compromised,the crew won't donate, and he goes feral
Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I get almost zero engagement on here, but hey! Gonna promote my stuff anyway.
So read Command & Hunger! A short story about a vampire that contracts with the US Navy on a submarine, but his blood supplies are compromised,the crew won't donate, and he goes feral
So read Command & Hunger! A short story about a vampire that contracts with the US Navy on a submarine, but his blood supplies are compromised,the crew won't donate, and he goes feral
The only thing America is good at is losing wars.
Vietnam
Korea
Afghanistan
Drugs
Poverty
Terror
Obesity
Crime
The war of 1812
Guess we'll add trade to the list
Vietnam
Korea
Afghanistan
Drugs
Poverty
Terror
Obesity
Crime
The war of 1812
Guess we'll add trade to the list
Soybeans are collapsing because China isn’t buying them. The farm economy is in deep trouble. Because of our needless trade war that we are clearly losing.
Maybe farmers will wake up
Maybe farmers will wake up
September 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The only thing America is good at is losing wars.
Vietnam
Korea
Afghanistan
Drugs
Poverty
Terror
Obesity
Crime
The war of 1812
Guess we'll add trade to the list
Vietnam
Korea
Afghanistan
Drugs
Poverty
Terror
Obesity
Crime
The war of 1812
Guess we'll add trade to the list
Gee, who was the president then
September 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Gee, who was the president then
Looks like RFK Jr is trending again
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Looks like RFK Jr is trending again
I've published my second #shortstory!
I was given the prompt "vampire on a sub" and came up with a great concept.
So if you like #vampires and #horror, check this one out! I really pushed myself not to rely on humor, and I think it turned out so good.
I was given the prompt "vampire on a sub" and came up with a great concept.
So if you like #vampires and #horror, check this one out! I really pushed myself not to rely on humor, and I think it turned out so good.
Command & Hunger
Amazon.com: Command & Hunger eBook : Butterworth, J.L. , Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I've published my second #shortstory!
I was given the prompt "vampire on a sub" and came up with a great concept.
So if you like #vampires and #horror, check this one out! I really pushed myself not to rely on humor, and I think it turned out so good.
I was given the prompt "vampire on a sub" and came up with a great concept.
So if you like #vampires and #horror, check this one out! I really pushed myself not to rely on humor, and I think it turned out so good.
People are like "The Republicans are just gonna pull a weekend at Bernie's with him" except Republicans have already been doing that for weeks as we've watched him visibly rot
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
People are like "The Republicans are just gonna pull a weekend at Bernie's with him" except Republicans have already been doing that for weeks as we've watched him visibly rot
I've been submitting queries like crazy for my new book, and I had some asking about self published work and sales.
I decided to download all the reports and do the math. My first book sold...1100 copies in the first year. I had no idea that's like 99th percentile...
www.amazon.com/dp/B00DP8Z2V...
I decided to download all the reports and do the math. My first book sold...1100 copies in the first year. I had no idea that's like 99th percentile...
www.amazon.com/dp/B00DP8Z2V...
Superpowered
Amazon.com: Superpowered eBook : Butterworth, Jamie, Porrata, Rafael, Yamine, Joseph: Kindle Store
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August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I've been submitting queries like crazy for my new book, and I had some asking about self published work and sales.
I decided to download all the reports and do the math. My first book sold...1100 copies in the first year. I had no idea that's like 99th percentile...
www.amazon.com/dp/B00DP8Z2V...
I decided to download all the reports and do the math. My first book sold...1100 copies in the first year. I had no idea that's like 99th percentile...
www.amazon.com/dp/B00DP8Z2V...
Want to kill about 45 minutes today for free and get a bunch of laughs?
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is free this weekend!
Enjoy the absurd hilarity of bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle during a kid's birthday party, and a YouTube famous clown.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is free this weekend!
Enjoy the absurd hilarity of bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle during a kid's birthday party, and a YouTube famous clown.
Happy Birthday! (Just Ignore the Body)
Amazon.com: Happy Birthday! (Just Ignore the Body) eBook : Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
August 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Want to kill about 45 minutes today for free and get a bunch of laughs?
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is free this weekend!
Enjoy the absurd hilarity of bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle during a kid's birthday party, and a YouTube famous clown.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is free this weekend!
Enjoy the absurd hilarity of bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle during a kid's birthday party, and a YouTube famous clown.
Eyyyy not bad for the first free day.
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Eyyyy not bad for the first free day.
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
If you want a hilarious short story about two bumbling mobsters hiding a body underneath a bouncy castle at a child's birthday party, you need to read "Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)"
You won't regret it! (Unlike Tommy)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMSCNRC...
Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body) is FREE this weekend!
Head on over to Amazon to get your own copy, and enjoy the bumbling dark humor exploits of Benny and Geno!
You won't regret it! Believe me.
Head on over to Amazon to get your own copy, and enjoy the bumbling dark humor exploits of Benny and Geno!
You won't regret it! Believe me.
Happy Birthday! (Just Ignore the Body)
Amazon.com: Happy Birthday! (Just Ignore the Body) eBook : Butterworth, J.L.: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
August 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body) is FREE this weekend!
Head on over to Amazon to get your own copy, and enjoy the bumbling dark humor exploits of Benny and Geno!
You won't regret it! Believe me.
Head on over to Amazon to get your own copy, and enjoy the bumbling dark humor exploits of Benny and Geno!
You won't regret it! Believe me.
I figured it out. Woke doesn't mean anything, it's just a trigger word.
You don't like a thing? It's "woke".
This triggers others to, in turn, say they don't like the same thing, because to be the opposite of "woke" is good.
Then it spreads.
It's memetic warfare. And fucking stupid.
You don't like a thing? It's "woke".
This triggers others to, in turn, say they don't like the same thing, because to be the opposite of "woke" is good.
Then it spreads.
It's memetic warfare. And fucking stupid.
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I figured it out. Woke doesn't mean anything, it's just a trigger word.
You don't like a thing? It's "woke".
This triggers others to, in turn, say they don't like the same thing, because to be the opposite of "woke" is good.
Then it spreads.
It's memetic warfare. And fucking stupid.
You don't like a thing? It's "woke".
This triggers others to, in turn, say they don't like the same thing, because to be the opposite of "woke" is good.
Then it spreads.
It's memetic warfare. And fucking stupid.
Re: James Dobson
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Re: James Dobson
It's a good day to read a hilarious dark humor story about bumbling mobsters hiding a body under a bounce castle at a kid's birthday party.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's a good day to read a hilarious dark humor story about bumbling mobsters hiding a body under a bounce castle at a kid's birthday party.
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX
"Happy Birthday! (Just ignore the body)" is only 99 cents on Amazon and is a helluva read!
a.co/d/06fZBBX