jeremy
@jbates.bsky.social
Mostly just trying to be a good dad.
May post about:
Sci-fi 👾
Baseball ⚾️
Neurodivergence 🧠
Prob won’t post about:
Crypto
Celebrity deaths
What day of the week it is
May post about:
Sci-fi 👾
Baseball ⚾️
Neurodivergence 🧠
Prob won’t post about:
Crypto
Celebrity deaths
What day of the week it is
Ten percent of all traffic jams are caused by Amazon Prime delivery trucks blocking lanes
May 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ten percent of all traffic jams are caused by Amazon Prime delivery trucks blocking lanes
a bit distressed over that Last of Thrones episode…
April 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
a bit distressed over that Last of Thrones episode…
it’s actually “chimping at the bit”
April 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
it’s actually “chimping at the bit”
Why doesn’t @mlb write a bigger check to @littleleague to make it free? Baseball would gain more young talent, including from communities it’s trying to bolster.
Just from a pure marketshare point-of-view, doesn’t this make financial sense? Or close enough to making sense to be worthwhile?
Just from a pure marketshare point-of-view, doesn’t this make financial sense? Or close enough to making sense to be worthwhile?
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Why doesn’t @mlb write a bigger check to @littleleague to make it free? Baseball would gain more young talent, including from communities it’s trying to bolster.
Just from a pure marketshare point-of-view, doesn’t this make financial sense? Or close enough to making sense to be worthwhile?
Just from a pure marketshare point-of-view, doesn’t this make financial sense? Or close enough to making sense to be worthwhile?
I just want to be around a bonfire with a bunch of furry creatures on a forest moon somewhere, and then look up and see the faces of dear departed pets: Stormy cat, Abbie my black labrador, and Cindy the cocker spaniel, all looking down at me.
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just want to be around a bonfire with a bunch of furry creatures on a forest moon somewhere, and then look up and see the faces of dear departed pets: Stormy cat, Abbie my black labrador, and Cindy the cocker spaniel, all looking down at me.
A Weird Al version of that Lou Bega song: “Kid No. 5” in which the parents are considering baby names
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A Weird Al version of that Lou Bega song: “Kid No. 5” in which the parents are considering baby names
great this will last 900 days
January 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
great this will last 900 days
Google wants to verify that it's really me.
But am I the same me that I was last week? Or have the rivers of happenstance swept me to someplace unknown and carved me into something new?
Are any of us really the same? And have Okta engineers accounted for this inevitable existential drift?
But am I the same me that I was last week? Or have the rivers of happenstance swept me to someplace unknown and carved me into something new?
Are any of us really the same? And have Okta engineers accounted for this inevitable existential drift?
December 30, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Google wants to verify that it's really me.
But am I the same me that I was last week? Or have the rivers of happenstance swept me to someplace unknown and carved me into something new?
Are any of us really the same? And have Okta engineers accounted for this inevitable existential drift?
But am I the same me that I was last week? Or have the rivers of happenstance swept me to someplace unknown and carved me into something new?
Are any of us really the same? And have Okta engineers accounted for this inevitable existential drift?
I may be terrified, but I’m not scared
November 20, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I may be terrified, but I’m not scared
This could turn out to be a milkshake duck thing, but the hot take is Lynn Kelly, bear puncher, for US Senate
July 3, 2023 at 1:11 PM
This could turn out to be a milkshake duck thing, but the hot take is Lynn Kelly, bear puncher, for US Senate
Reposted by jeremy
Solid pet name.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
June 14, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Solid pet name.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
Ok folks, I’m here live in Miami outside the courthouse
Officers are ready for potential mayhem
Officers are ready for potential mayhem
June 13, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Ok folks, I’m here live in Miami outside the courthouse
Officers are ready for potential mayhem
Officers are ready for potential mayhem
Florida man arraigned for endangering nation
June 13, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Florida man arraigned for endangering nation
@danielroe.dev hey there!
Curious about Nuxt-Zero. Will it just be a module, or is this a whole fork of Nuxt?
Curious about Nuxt-Zero. Will it just be a module, or is this a whole fork of Nuxt?
June 12, 2023 at 8:23 PM
@danielroe.dev hey there!
Curious about Nuxt-Zero. Will it just be a module, or is this a whole fork of Nuxt?
Curious about Nuxt-Zero. Will it just be a module, or is this a whole fork of Nuxt?
The day of reckoning is upon us, @jesserker.bsky.social
June 10, 2023 at 12:44 PM
The day of reckoning is upon us, @jesserker.bsky.social
Literally the questions my 5-year-old has been asking… @petridishes.bsky.social
June 8, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Literally the questions my 5-year-old has been asking… @petridishes.bsky.social
I’ve introduced a new unit of grogginess: cats.
Our five-year-old son would not wake up this morning, so I placed the cat on him. Stormy hopped off and meowed. We did this 14 times.
Our son was 14 cats groggy this morning, @jesserker.bsky.social
Our five-year-old son would not wake up this morning, so I placed the cat on him. Stormy hopped off and meowed. We did this 14 times.
Our son was 14 cats groggy this morning, @jesserker.bsky.social
June 2, 2023 at 5:53 PM
I’ve introduced a new unit of grogginess: cats.
Our five-year-old son would not wake up this morning, so I placed the cat on him. Stormy hopped off and meowed. We did this 14 times.
Our son was 14 cats groggy this morning, @jesserker.bsky.social
Our five-year-old son would not wake up this morning, so I placed the cat on him. Stormy hopped off and meowed. We did this 14 times.
Our son was 14 cats groggy this morning, @jesserker.bsky.social
Reposted by jeremy
Sources are telling me about another resignation as well by the Head of Visitor Safety at the Wonka Chocolate Factory.
SCOOP: Ella Irwin, Twitter’s head of trust and safety, is no longer in Twitter’s internal Slack, according to a source familiar and a screenshot of her deactivated account viewed by Fortune. https://fortune.com/2023/06/01/twitter-safety-vp-ella-irwin-internal-slack-deactivated-departed/
Twitter’s VP of trust safety Ella Irwin may have left the company, Slack account is deactivated, according to sources
Ella Irwin's internal Slack account is no longer active, according to a screenshot seen by Fortune.
fortune.com
June 2, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Sources are telling me about another resignation as well by the Head of Visitor Safety at the Wonka Chocolate Factory.
Sorry you got so badly demolished in Mario Kart, dearest @jesserker.bsky.social
June 1, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Sorry you got so badly demolished in Mario Kart, dearest @jesserker.bsky.social
Welcome, @vincetardy.bsky.social!
Follow him why not
Follow him why not
May 30, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Welcome, @vincetardy.bsky.social!
Follow him why not
Follow him why not
@pfrazee.com please allow text to be selectable in the app
May 28, 2023 at 2:46 PM
@pfrazee.com please allow text to be selectable in the app
Reposted by jeremy
May 26, 2023 at 10:24 PM