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a breath of stale air
Haters can say what they want but the improvements to Google Keyboard's voice dictation outweighs any possible harm LLMs might cause.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bundle two items and save negative $5.91!
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can't get over how metal the Professional Green Laser Measuring Tool walkthrough video's soundtrack is www.amazon.com/vdp/028cf9c5...
Watch More detail use method for this laser measuring tool on Amazon Live
Shop with expert advice from HUEPAR-USA in their latest video More detail use method for this laser measuring tool.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why do I get spam from Omaha Steaks...
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I very much resent my YouTube Music 2025 Recap
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Breaking out the tofu press
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Watching the Dia De Los Muertos parade in Mexico City, silently judging the bagpipers for cultural appropriation.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I saw a CBP arrest as I was driving the kids to school this morning. Unmarked cars, plainclothes thugs wearing masks. It was awful.
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As someone who lives in Portland, I struggle to communicate how bizarre the news is right now. This is the most boring-ass city.
October 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One Battle After Another lived up to expectations
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Happening now in war ravaged Portland: the city's Parks and Recreation Department (the most subversive of all government entities, is giving away trees.
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It is honestly still shocking to me that he seems to have the mental capacity of warm oatmeal.
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Gotta hide my contraband
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Love getting the holiday schedule email from qualityshrinkfilm.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
December 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gonna give wcw the runs
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Every year I relate more and more to this comic and I don't like it
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Very good article explaining halmarks of bad research (through the specific lens of vaccine/autism studies): www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | The Playbook Used to ‘Prove’ Vaccines Cause Autism (Gift Article)
Data can easily be manipulated to show causation that doesn’t exist.
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Watching a magician named Scott. Not "Scott the Magician". Not "Scott the Magnificent". Just "Scott".
August 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Putting gochujang on my gochujang
August 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM