A Jazzy Rascal
@jazzy-rascal.bsky.social
Not this crude matter. Luminous being.
Legolas is thousands of years old! It would have been fine!
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Legolas is thousands of years old! It would have been fine!
It was super cool when my company's CEO's "We all need to be using AI now (but only Google's)" email said "I use AI every day and expect it to replace you all".
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It was super cool when my company's CEO's "We all need to be using AI now (but only Google's)" email said "I use AI every day and expect it to replace you all".
The least amount of respect you can show someone is addressing them by the name they recognize as their own, and that's why to me it'll always be Department of Defense, Facebook, Twitter, et cetera.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The least amount of respect you can show someone is addressing them by the name they recognize as their own, and that's why to me it'll always be Department of Defense, Facebook, Twitter, et cetera.
I'm sorry but the maximum your plan will pay out is two years of celery, have you considered a GoFundMe?
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm sorry but the maximum your plan will pay out is two years of celery, have you considered a GoFundMe?
Love a 3 minute digression about a fence post error.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Love a 3 minute digression about a fence post error.
The best I can say is that whatever your biggest problem is before you have kids it probably won't be your biggest problem after.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The best I can say is that whatever your biggest problem is before you have kids it probably won't be your biggest problem after.
Hell, having engineers wasting their time designing graphics cards may actually be a drain on their stock market valuation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hell, having engineers wasting their time designing graphics cards may actually be a drain on their stock market valuation.
It is super shitty that I have to use most of my PTO to get the week of Thanksgiving and the week between Christmas and New Year's off just to not spiral into depression thinking about how I used to just get them off for nothing at my previous employer.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It is super shitty that I have to use most of my PTO to get the week of Thanksgiving and the week between Christmas and New Year's off just to not spiral into depression thinking about how I used to just get them off for nothing at my previous employer.
Gell-Mann amnesia, but for the people writing the paper.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Gell-Mann amnesia, but for the people writing the paper.
This is true, but also I've seen nothing from this Republican house delegation that would suggest that having no plan for what comes next would preclude them from taking action. Picking a new speaker would be hard later, but ousting Johnson would be fun now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This is true, but also I've seen nothing from this Republican house delegation that would suggest that having no plan for what comes next would preclude them from taking action. Picking a new speaker would be hard later, but ousting Johnson would be fun now.
If anyone in charge of Star Trek had any sense the Section 31 series? movie? whatever it is, would be buried in a vault deeper than the Star Wars Holiday Special, not put out into the world half formed because they had a Michelle Yeoh credit to bank on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If anyone in charge of Star Trek had any sense the Section 31 series? movie? whatever it is, would be buried in a vault deeper than the Star Wars Holiday Special, not put out into the world half formed because they had a Michelle Yeoh credit to bank on.
My thoughts exiting the theater after Rogue One: you can tell it was a movie based on the sentence "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire" because that was the good part, and also David Prowse was a very important part of Vader.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My thoughts exiting the theater after Rogue One: you can tell it was a movie based on the sentence "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire" because that was the good part, and also David Prowse was a very important part of Vader.
It took me like 20 minutes to get Saturn lined up in the eyepiece and lock the telescope down so that it was still visible by the time the kids got to look. But we did eventually see the rings!
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It took me like 20 minutes to get Saturn lined up in the eyepiece and lock the telescope down so that it was still visible by the time the kids got to look. But we did eventually see the rings!
If anyone involved had known anything about stargazing the LED could have been red, or at least not shining right at the eyepiece to destroy your night vision. The app can't help you find anything, it just screams the name of constellations at you if you're pointing at them. No names of stars.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If anyone involved had known anything about stargazing the LED could have been red, or at least not shining right at the eyepiece to destroy your night vision. The app can't help you find anything, it just screams the name of constellations at you if you're pointing at them. No names of stars.
My kid got a telescope for her birthday. It has AR features! They are: a phone mount that presses a button that turns on a Bluetooth connection which exists purely as DRM for an app that is strictly worse than Stellarium, and since it's Bluetooth it has to have a blinking blue LED.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My kid got a telescope for her birthday. It has AR features! They are: a phone mount that presses a button that turns on a Bluetooth connection which exists purely as DRM for an app that is strictly worse than Stellarium, and since it's Bluetooth it has to have a blinking blue LED.
Did you go to Harvard?
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Did you go to Harvard?
At least you're not on Don Henley's mailing list?
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
At least you're not on Don Henley's mailing list?
Confederate battle flag, under a theory of regional relevance, maybe? I'm going to lose this draft.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Confederate battle flag, under a theory of regional relevance, maybe? I'm going to lose this draft.
*nods along* yes Donald Sutherland would take 4x damage from a rock attack that would only deal 2x damage to Ralph Finnes
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*nods along* yes Donald Sutherland would take 4x damage from a rock attack that would only deal 2x damage to Ralph Finnes
I think if Bitcoin collapses that far miners will abandon it too fast for the difficulty to adjust and it essentially becomes impossible to transfer.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think if Bitcoin collapses that far miners will abandon it too fast for the difficulty to adjust and it essentially becomes impossible to transfer.