Jay Walker - Professional Navel & Star Gazer
@jaywalker67.bsky.social
Lions don't have to tell you they are lions. They just are.
Celebrate YOU: BE it & DO it!
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Celebrate YOU: BE it & DO it!
Happy • Dad • Hubs • Brother • Son • Friend • Ally • He/Him • Gen X • Humor Doer • Writer • ERA • LAMP • ADHD • PNW • DEM • Umpire • Thinker • Dreamer • Spy
Pinned
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Beer is free. Tomorrow.
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SM: You're gonna say shit strangers like.
Me, 30 yrs ago: Why?
SM: So they'll LIKE you.
Me: So what?
SM: They might even FOLLOW you.
Me: Why would I want strangers to follow me?
SM: Well, they're not strangers if they like you.
Me: I like me. I don't give a fuck.
SM: One day you won't & you will.
Me, 30 yrs ago: Why?
SM: So they'll LIKE you.
Me: So what?
SM: They might even FOLLOW you.
Me: Why would I want strangers to follow me?
SM: Well, they're not strangers if they like you.
Me: I like me. I don't give a fuck.
SM: One day you won't & you will.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
SM: You're gonna say shit strangers like.
Me, 30 yrs ago: Why?
SM: So they'll LIKE you.
Me: So what?
SM: They might even FOLLOW you.
Me: Why would I want strangers to follow me?
SM: Well, they're not strangers if they like you.
Me: I like me. I don't give a fuck.
SM: One day you won't & you will.
Me, 30 yrs ago: Why?
SM: So they'll LIKE you.
Me: So what?
SM: They might even FOLLOW you.
Me: Why would I want strangers to follow me?
SM: Well, they're not strangers if they like you.
Me: I like me. I don't give a fuck.
SM: One day you won't & you will.
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WARNING:
Netflix & Chill Leads To
Disney+ & Children.
Netflix & Chill Leads To
Disney+ & Children.
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
WARNING:
Netflix & Chill Leads To
Disney+ & Children.
Netflix & Chill Leads To
Disney+ & Children.
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People who use the word Delish should be eaten.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
People who use the word Delish should be eaten.
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I find young people and their sheet pan meals incredibly difficult to digest.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I find young people and their sheet pan meals incredibly difficult to digest.
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I don't might you comin' here:
-wastin' all my time
-hangin' out
-talkin' in your sleep
But would it KILL you to put your coffee cup in the goddamn dishwasher?
-wastin' all my time
-hangin' out
-talkin' in your sleep
But would it KILL you to put your coffee cup in the goddamn dishwasher?
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't might you comin' here:
-wastin' all my time
-hangin' out
-talkin' in your sleep
But would it KILL you to put your coffee cup in the goddamn dishwasher?
-wastin' all my time
-hangin' out
-talkin' in your sleep
But would it KILL you to put your coffee cup in the goddamn dishwasher?
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Joking makes it hurt less.
Oh, it still hurts. But less.
Oh, it still hurts. But less.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Joking makes it hurt less.
Oh, it still hurts. But less.
Oh, it still hurts. But less.
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*Turning on the light in the bedroom and walking in on the cats who are intertwined on the bed; doing whatever cats do. (they're fixed) They both give me THAT look.*
WHOOPS. SORRY FELLAS.
*I turn out the light & leave*
WHOOPS. SORRY FELLAS.
*I turn out the light & leave*
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*Turning on the light in the bedroom and walking in on the cats who are intertwined on the bed; doing whatever cats do. (they're fixed) They both give me THAT look.*
WHOOPS. SORRY FELLAS.
*I turn out the light & leave*
WHOOPS. SORRY FELLAS.
*I turn out the light & leave*
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It's a party if I got the three dubyas.
Whiskey.
(I make a mean omelette)
Whores.
(For a good joke).
Watermelon.
(Gotta spit somethin!)
Yeah 👍
Whiskey.
(I make a mean omelette)
Whores.
(For a good joke).
Watermelon.
(Gotta spit somethin!)
Yeah 👍
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's a party if I got the three dubyas.
Whiskey.
(I make a mean omelette)
Whores.
(For a good joke).
Watermelon.
(Gotta spit somethin!)
Yeah 👍
Whiskey.
(I make a mean omelette)
Whores.
(For a good joke).
Watermelon.
(Gotta spit somethin!)
Yeah 👍
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Says it's low carb. And if it weren't for the 2 cups of sugar, I wouldn't eat it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Says it's low carb. And if it weren't for the 2 cups of sugar, I wouldn't eat it.
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Anyone else here remember UPN?
Imagine if they survived and had a streaming service.
UPN Streaming.
(Say that slowly)
Writes itself.
Imagine if they survived and had a streaming service.
UPN Streaming.
(Say that slowly)
Writes itself.
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anyone else here remember UPN?
Imagine if they survived and had a streaming service.
UPN Streaming.
(Say that slowly)
Writes itself.
Imagine if they survived and had a streaming service.
UPN Streaming.
(Say that slowly)
Writes itself.
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My Mogwai is so dirty. Think I'll give it a bath today... Let ya know how that turns out.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My Mogwai is so dirty. Think I'll give it a bath today... Let ya know how that turns out.
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Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Beer is free. Tomorrow.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Beer is free. Tomorrow.
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Oh look. YOUR dog effectuated on the carpet again.
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh look. YOUR dog effectuated on the carpet again.
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
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I think I could listen to Sting all day without getting bored. In fact I just did.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think I could listen to Sting all day without getting bored. In fact I just did.
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Guys. I told you not to spin Susan in a circle. It'll make her lazy.
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Guys. I told you not to spin Susan in a circle. It'll make her lazy.
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
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My talent is pretending to have talent.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My talent is pretending to have talent.
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Yeah, I'm a 58-year old male who LIKES Fluffy Bunnies, Sparkle Ponies & Unicorns just FUCK with the ALGO!
Gotta keep it real, MTHRFCKR!
Gotta keep it real, MTHRFCKR!
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah, I'm a 58-year old male who LIKES Fluffy Bunnies, Sparkle Ponies & Unicorns just FUCK with the ALGO!
Gotta keep it real, MTHRFCKR!
Gotta keep it real, MTHRFCKR!
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Anyone know why the two young women are yelling at the white cat? They seem really upset too.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Anyone know why the two young women are yelling at the white cat? They seem really upset too.
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Saw the Flag of Mexico flying out the back of a pickup truck today. Did my heart good.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Saw the Flag of Mexico flying out the back of a pickup truck today. Did my heart good.