Jay Walker - Professional Navel & Star Gazer
@jaywalker67.bsky.social
Lions don't have to tell you they are lions. They just are.
Celebrate YOU: BE it & DO it!
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Celebrate YOU: BE it & DO it!
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Pinned
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Beer is free. Tomorrow.
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I'm not a magician...
but I once turned a back rub, into two kids and a mortgage.
but I once turned a back rub, into two kids and a mortgage.
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I'm not a magician...
but I once turned a back rub, into two kids and a mortgage.
but I once turned a back rub, into two kids and a mortgage.
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I love gravy.
When I think of ROUX
I touch myself.
When I think of ROUX
I touch myself.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I love gravy.
When I think of ROUX
I touch myself.
When I think of ROUX
I touch myself.
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So sick & tired of the fake outrage coming from the Dems in Congress. About as useful as thoughts & prayers. No one buys your sad bullshit.
Get this through you head. Trump is going to whatever the FUCK Trump wants to do until YOU stop him.
He knows it & worse, SO DO YOU!
Get this through you head. Trump is going to whatever the FUCK Trump wants to do until YOU stop him.
He knows it & worse, SO DO YOU!
January 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
So sick & tired of the fake outrage coming from the Dems in Congress. About as useful as thoughts & prayers. No one buys your sad bullshit.
Get this through you head. Trump is going to whatever the FUCK Trump wants to do until YOU stop him.
He knows it & worse, SO DO YOU!
Get this through you head. Trump is going to whatever the FUCK Trump wants to do until YOU stop him.
He knows it & worse, SO DO YOU!
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That's hot!
Bout as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.
Bout as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
That's hot!
Bout as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.
Bout as hot as two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.
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Trump's BULLSHIT is fucking illegal!
Special Independent Counsel, NOW!
Stop the hand ringing, grow some balls and DO something!
Special Independent Counsel, NOW!
Stop the hand ringing, grow some balls and DO something!
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Trump's BULLSHIT is fucking illegal!
Special Independent Counsel, NOW!
Stop the hand ringing, grow some balls and DO something!
Special Independent Counsel, NOW!
Stop the hand ringing, grow some balls and DO something!
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Would someone please explain how Trump is involved in the releasing of the Epstein files?
How is it that he or anyone that he controls is able to make whatever changes they want & tamper with evidence of a crime in which he is involved?
We need an independent council.
How is it that he or anyone that he controls is able to make whatever changes they want & tamper with evidence of a crime in which he is involved?
We need an independent council.
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Would someone please explain how Trump is involved in the releasing of the Epstein files?
How is it that he or anyone that he controls is able to make whatever changes they want & tamper with evidence of a crime in which he is involved?
We need an independent council.
How is it that he or anyone that he controls is able to make whatever changes they want & tamper with evidence of a crime in which he is involved?
We need an independent council.
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Vance couldn't lead a MAGAt to a turd.
When Trump dies this whole thing crashes like a house of cards and your handwringing about it is why your paper is finished.
When Trump dies this whole thing crashes like a house of cards and your handwringing about it is why your paper is finished.
Erika Kirk, the widow of Charlie Kirk, endorsed Vice President JD Vance for the 2028 presidential election, promising to throw the weight of the conservative group Turning Point USA behind his bid for the White House. Vance has not announced a presidential run. nyti.ms/3L5I73g
Erika Kirk Endorses JD Vance for 2028
The early backing of Ms. Kirk, the widow of Charlie Kirk, is notable because she now leads the influential conservative group he founded, Turning Point USA.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Vance couldn't lead a MAGAt to a turd.
When Trump dies this whole thing crashes like a house of cards and your handwringing about it is why your paper is finished.
When Trump dies this whole thing crashes like a house of cards and your handwringing about it is why your paper is finished.
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Bondi "Whiffed" the Epstein files because she stinks.
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bondi "Whiffed" the Epstein files because she stinks.
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FUCK THAT GUY!
-which one?
Doesn't fucking matter. All of 'em.
-which one?
Doesn't fucking matter. All of 'em.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
FUCK THAT GUY!
-which one?
Doesn't fucking matter. All of 'em.
-which one?
Doesn't fucking matter. All of 'em.
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So grandpa what did you do while HITLER tried to conquer the world?
-I enlisted, fought the Battle of the Bulge & your Uncle Ed was killed.
60 YEARS LATER.
Paw Paw. What did you do while TRUMP destroyed America?
-Plenty. First I was worried sick, then I looked at TikTok about it.
-I enlisted, fought the Battle of the Bulge & your Uncle Ed was killed.
60 YEARS LATER.
Paw Paw. What did you do while TRUMP destroyed America?
-Plenty. First I was worried sick, then I looked at TikTok about it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So grandpa what did you do while HITLER tried to conquer the world?
-I enlisted, fought the Battle of the Bulge & your Uncle Ed was killed.
60 YEARS LATER.
Paw Paw. What did you do while TRUMP destroyed America?
-Plenty. First I was worried sick, then I looked at TikTok about it.
-I enlisted, fought the Battle of the Bulge & your Uncle Ed was killed.
60 YEARS LATER.
Paw Paw. What did you do while TRUMP destroyed America?
-Plenty. First I was worried sick, then I looked at TikTok about it.
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Marriage Conundrum #873:
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Marriage Conundrum #873:
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
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Dear Farmers who STILL support Trump.
Your parents must be SO PROUD!
Oink, oink here and an oink, oink there.
E-I-E-I- HO!
Your parents must be SO PROUD!
Oink, oink here and an oink, oink there.
E-I-E-I- HO!
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dear Farmers who STILL support Trump.
Your parents must be SO PROUD!
Oink, oink here and an oink, oink there.
E-I-E-I- HO!
Your parents must be SO PROUD!
Oink, oink here and an oink, oink there.
E-I-E-I- HO!
Trying to convince my puppy not to eat poo. Especially her own.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trying to convince my puppy not to eat poo. Especially her own.
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Remind me again. Something about the Epstein something or other?
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Remind me again. Something about the Epstein something or other?
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The majority of Americans are ANTIFA and always will be.
These fascist mthrfckrs are going to learn that the hard way.
"We did it before and We can do it again!"
These fascist mthrfckrs are going to learn that the hard way.
"We did it before and We can do it again!"
Fifth Column Mouse (1943)
YouTube video by CCCartoons
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December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The majority of Americans are ANTIFA and always will be.
These fascist mthrfckrs are going to learn that the hard way.
"We did it before and We can do it again!"
These fascist mthrfckrs are going to learn that the hard way.
"We did it before and We can do it again!"
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Lions don't have to tell you they are lions.
They just are.
They just are.
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lions don't have to tell you they are lions.
They just are.
They just are.
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"Dad. The large-breasted woman is walking across the screen."
My cue that Star Trek The Next Generation was back from commercial.
My cue that Star Trek The Next Generation was back from commercial.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Dad. The large-breasted woman is walking across the screen."
My cue that Star Trek The Next Generation was back from commercial.
My cue that Star Trek The Next Generation was back from commercial.
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I know why people use subtitles when they watch TV & Movies. Simple. Seems like the entire film industry "PROS" have FORGOTTON how to mix. The music is too fucking loud & the voices not loud enough.
Bullshit on everyone's system is different. Fucking mix it in MONO & make movies people want to see.
Bullshit on everyone's system is different. Fucking mix it in MONO & make movies people want to see.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I know why people use subtitles when they watch TV & Movies. Simple. Seems like the entire film industry "PROS" have FORGOTTON how to mix. The music is too fucking loud & the voices not loud enough.
Bullshit on everyone's system is different. Fucking mix it in MONO & make movies people want to see.
Bullshit on everyone's system is different. Fucking mix it in MONO & make movies people want to see.
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My grandmother once said, "If you want more friends you have to be friendly."
And see. That's the problem, right there.
And see. That's the problem, right there.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My grandmother once said, "If you want more friends you have to be friendly."
And see. That's the problem, right there.
And see. That's the problem, right there.