Looks like Paxo and sprouts to me, love!

Oh, totally understandable. But I'd still be barefoot in the house, and to be honest, if it was A Big Snow, I'd just borrow my elder kid's wellies, he's the same shoe size as me...

I love novelty socks, like toe socks or BIG FLUFFY socks, but everyday, I am more comfortable barefoot

seriously, if I am at home, and unless I have to put the Big Bin out, I am barefoot

socks are a year round thing round my way, cos we have to wear SHOES for Work

Whereas in some places you can wear FLIP FLOPS any time

I think I'd be turned away if I was wearing anything but closed toed shoes

But also- i prefer being barefoot myself, any time I'm not needed elsewhere!

Helen, there, boasting that SOCKS are a WINTER thing...

I say yes as it has “Hard” in the title

I do love a bit of vodka, yes

But I'm phasing it down, myself

Pussy
Vodka
Pizza

I'm definitely gonna have the latter two, but I am in a relationship with someone who doesn't have the first, so unless I look at them on the internet, I'm not gonna have them...

Now that makes more sense, I didn't even know the pronouns of her, that's how confuzzled I was!

I am too British to know who Jordin Sparks is, I think

I know nothing about this film or this book but I assume Nick Offerman is playing that fish?

And I'm assuming he plays that fish *exactly* how he plays Raymond Holt's ex boyfriend in B99. And if not, I RIOT

I prefer Frozen

YOU ONLY SEE WHAT YOUR EYES WANT TO SEE
HOW CAN LIFE BE WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE

...to be fair, I was about thirteen when that song came out, an dit was DEEP for me, a Steps and Five fan...

I FUCKING HATED MY JOB

I have an agency job, to work in schools

This is what I wanted to do, this was my ideal job

I woke up this morning feeling amazing
I think I worked out a thing

BUT THERE IS DUST TOO

YES BECAUSE DUST IS EVERY DAY

It was all about flies on windowsills.

Look, I know I fucked up with a lot of things

I can't control flies. They go where they want. And what they want is corners of windowsills.

I fucked up with the bins. I was focussing on the flies.

And then I start stressing because I cannot hoover the ceiling every single day as well as doing all my other jobs

And flies in the corners have "built up over days" but you know that THAT amount of little flies can build up in an hour.

And I was obsessing about the flies and neglected the bins

are on, that's not my fault. And they point out three little flies that were there three hours after I left, apparently they're my fault. Because I CONTROL THE TINY FLIES