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J🧃💙
@jayritz.bsky.social
T1. Mom. Wife. ❤️
Extra sweet since 1996
I just want to feed people.
I like plants 🌱
Gengar is the best Pokémon.
I’ll probably say something about sex or kink so +18 is best here 💙

Insulin should be free.
#insulin4all means ALL.
Ok listen. I love this idea. Especially because my oldest decided to be the grim reaper for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This cat is ridiculous 😂 that’s a mostly full bag of Cheetos on her head and she came out with 2 in her mouth 😂 I appreciate the tenacity.
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes the cat distribution system works by sending you strays. Other times it comes in the form of Humane Societies. We didn’t intend to adopt so soon after losing our dear Vincent, but maybe he sent Miss Lucy to us. However it happened, we’re glad she’s here 🥰
August 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
JFC today is international cat day, too.

Vincent, you absolute diva 💔
August 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Losing a pet is never easy. Losing a pet suddenly and unexpectedly only adds layers to that terrible bit of cake.

Rest well, Vincent. You can now eat all the dryer sheets you want while basking in the eternal sun 🌈🩵
August 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Happy Father’s Day to this guy. He makes life so fun, is the best dad for our kids, & loves them so fiercely. I cannot imagine a better partner and father.

I know he hates pictures of himself, but this is absolutely one of my favorites. He’s so handsome & kind - we love you 🥰😍
@ggengar.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is the forecast for DC tomorrow 🥰 I just love weather
June 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If I may interrupt the chaos of this timeline, with some good news 🥰
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Life is pretty good when you have 3 kids to herd
June 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Today has been less than great. Here’s a picture of a beautiful pupper. She’s an 80lb lap dog 🥰
May 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
As a parent, you often worry you’re screwing your kid up. Then they do something like this on their own and you realize they’re going to be okay 🥲
April 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
About a year ago, we had to put one of our dogs down. She was very old, health wasn’t the greatest, & it was just time for her. We knew it, she knew it. Our oldest kept asking for a new pet & we kept saying not yet.

The universe works in wild ways & today we brought little Luigi home 🩵
April 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So you know how sometimes you have a gut feeling that feels like it’s meant to be? I don’t have those a lot, but anyway. Here’s this little guy, we get to meet tomorrow 🥰 he just needs a name.

I have:
Sprocket
Comet
Zephyr
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Kiddo’s G7: 58➡️
Kiddo’s finger poke: 378

“Most accurate” uh huh. Sure. When the insulin pumps are paired to the sensor, making treatment decisions w/that information, you’re going to get someone killed.
March 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Our first little daffodil popped up and said hello today 🥰
March 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What’s Jon Ryan up to these days…
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hello little garlic buddy. You bring some joy to this bleak day.
March 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
They turned out so cute 🥰
January 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We love Kailee Coleman’s books! This is one of hers, and they’re singable!
January 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This little orchid bloomed once already, around August/September. The blooms fell off prematurely in November - 1 hung on until Christmas. Then new blooms developed and this week, one opened.

I now have 2 orchids who bloomed twice between Dec and now.

There’s a metaphor in there…
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I went to one of those pottery painting/firing places with a friend yesterday, and anyway, I painted a cow.

I’m not very creative, but it’s cute.
January 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sorry for the jump scare.

Would you look at that.
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
EW. What the FUCK is this. Looks like he’s found his Goebbels 🤮
January 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
January 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And these two people marry each other.
January 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM