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J🧃💙
@jayritz.bsky.social
T1. Mom. Wife. ❤️
Extra sweet since 1996
I just want to feed people.
I like plants 🌱
Gengar is the best Pokémon.
I’ll probably say something about sex or kink so +18 is best here 💙

Insulin should be free.
#insulin4all means ALL.
Pinned
Am I doing this right??

I’ll add people as I can, I have 3 kids who are kind of crazy so it might take a little time 😂

go.bsky.app/HWH2TkP
Happy diabetes month, indeed! 👏👏👏 LETS GOOOOOOO 💚💙
21' SOUNDERS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! JMO MAKES IT 2!

SEA 2 | MIN 0

#SEAvMIN
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
JORDYYYYYYYYYYN
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG!!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ok listen. I love this idea. Especially because my oldest decided to be the grim reaper for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I need extroverts to realize that introverts are HAPPY by themselves.
Introverts are really nice until you break their trust. Then they’ll cut you off and disappear without a word. Don’t mistake their kindness for weakness
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was never “allowed“ to like baseball. That’s a weird sentence. In my deepest core, I love baseball. I don’t know all the stats or the ins and outs, but I have always adored the game. But I kept that pushed down because I needed to protect it. To keep it safe: to keep it mine. SoDo Mojo 🩵
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh. Ok. Well.
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Listen.

If/when the Mariners do the Mariners thing, at least Reign FC and Sounders FC are in their playoffs 🩵
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL💅
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Naylor might be my favorite player
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I didn’t get to watch the game, but I know I am, I’m sure I am, Sounders till I die 💚💙
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reign FC clinched the playoffs 👏👏👏 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Back to back horrendous calls.
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am all about the most unathletic people doing the most athletic things. Hashtag: Josh Naylor
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Welll, that’s not it, Mariners 🤷‍♀️
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I have been a casual Mariners fan long enough to know you don’t get excited about a Mariners lead until the game is actually over. Go M’s
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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When we say “No Kings” this should include the nasty billionaires who use their money to control all media and the government.
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Being in a healthy relationship means you can tell your partner you would let Cal Raleigh crush your head between his thighs and your partner says, “yeah, I get it” instead of being insecure.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What my husband says: “never a doubt!”
What my husband looks like:
a cartoon character with sweat coming out of his eyes and mouth
ALT: a cartoon character with sweat coming out of his eyes and mouth
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You know, the church always wanted me to submit. Maybe they should have been more specific.
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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There is no such thing as a Seattle sports team that can play one normal game
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hell yeah Sounders 💚💙
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Come on Sounders, chop chop 🪓
October 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Today is my kiddo’s 1st diaversary. It’s full of mixed emotions, but mostly I am so fucking proud of her. She’s a powerhouse who cannot be stopped 🩵 here’s to another year
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM