Jayrex
@jayrex.bsky.social
When I dabble, I dabble in creativity. Art, screenwriting, and snowmen.
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Trump was visibly aroused by Mamdani, spent the entire meeting touching him without consent and calling him a good guy and stating that he likes him, while touching him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump was visibly aroused by Mamdani, spent the entire meeting touching him without consent and calling him a good guy and stating that he likes him, while touching him.
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/
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Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/
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Impeach Speaker Johnson for denying Arizona representation,
to protect President Trump from the public release of The Epstein files.
To obstruct justice & witness tamper by quid pro quo. To engineer a pardon for, coconspirator & convicted sex offender Ghislane Maxwell.
File Articles of Impeachment
to protect President Trump from the public release of The Epstein files.
To obstruct justice & witness tamper by quid pro quo. To engineer a pardon for, coconspirator & convicted sex offender Ghislane Maxwell.
File Articles of Impeachment
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Impeach Speaker Johnson for denying Arizona representation,
to protect President Trump from the public release of The Epstein files.
To obstruct justice & witness tamper by quid pro quo. To engineer a pardon for, coconspirator & convicted sex offender Ghislane Maxwell.
File Articles of Impeachment
to protect President Trump from the public release of The Epstein files.
To obstruct justice & witness tamper by quid pro quo. To engineer a pardon for, coconspirator & convicted sex offender Ghislane Maxwell.
File Articles of Impeachment
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Great quick read from Robert Reich
Trump is a monster. He is an aspiring dictator who wants to wield the same power as a Stalin or Hitler, and he wants to be remembered through statues, stadiums and ballrooms.
He should be remembered as both a liar and traitor
Great quick read from Robert Reich
Trump is a monster. He is an aspiring dictator who wants to wield the same power as a Stalin or Hitler, and he wants to be remembered through statues, stadiums and ballrooms.
He should be remembered as both a liar and traitor
The Verdict of History
Trump and his fascist glorification
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Great quick read from Robert Reich
Trump is a monster. He is an aspiring dictator who wants to wield the same power as a Stalin or Hitler, and he wants to be remembered through statues, stadiums and ballrooms.
He should be remembered as both a liar and traitor
Great quick read from Robert Reich
Trump is a monster. He is an aspiring dictator who wants to wield the same power as a Stalin or Hitler, and he wants to be remembered through statues, stadiums and ballrooms.
He should be remembered as both a liar and traitor
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
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#robot #android #toaster #love #funkyhouse #future #futuristic #tech #music #smarthome #humanoid
Now with integrated play.
Now with integrated play.
She’s Got a Thing for the Toaster
[Verse 1]
Got her straight from NeoTokyo —
Skin like silk and a platinum glow
Every jaw drops when we hit the scene
They say, “Bro, she’s not just a dream…”
She walks, she talks, she even debates
Kno
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May 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
#robot #android #toaster #love #funkyhouse #future #futuristic #tech #music #smarthome #humanoid
Now with integrated play.
Now with integrated play.
#robot #android #toaster #love #funkyhouse #future #futuristic #tech #music #smarthome #humanoid
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She’s Got a Thing for the Toaster
[Verse 1]
Got her straight from NeoTokyo —
Skin like silk and a platinum glow
Every jaw drops when we hit the scene
They say, “Bro, she’s not just a dream…”
She walks, she talks, she even debates
Kno
on.soundcloud.com
May 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#cats #CREAM #catsruleeverythingaroundme #parody #wutang #music #humour #comedy
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CREAMED (Cats Rule Everything Around Me)
Woke up with a paw smack straight to the chin
Cat hungry again, scratchin’ at my skin
Bank account’s low, but the food’s gourmet
Only eats tuna flown in from the bay
Used to date women, now it’s just
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May 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
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May 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
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JD Vance meets the Pope, and now he’s dead. #justsaying
April 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
JD Vance meets the Pope, and now he’s dead. #justsaying
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Actually, quite flattering.
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actually, quite flattering.
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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to anyone who has ever watched Will And Grace. “Anyone who watched Will And Grace, the sitcom that revolutionized the popular depiction of homosexuality in the United States in […]
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March 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
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The Onion knew. Look at the date.
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Onion knew. Look at the date.
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Oversized Leprechaun Hat Left At Home On St. Patrick’s Day To Avoid Damaging It
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March 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oversized Leprechaun Hat Left At Home On St. Patrick’s Day To Avoid Damaging It
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