Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

#courageous

#genius

Which of the 3 branches of democracy looks lovely in autumn foliage but will be the first to betray public trust in January? Sadly, there is no wrong answer. Such an uplifting #firstpost on Bluesky, no?