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TheJayJay
@jaypedia.xyz
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Website: https://jaypedia.xyz/ | Bandcamp: https://thejayjay.bandcamp.com/
A bad song is better than no song. He/Him
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TheJayJay @jaypedia.xyz · Jul 19
If GIF is pronounced like 'JIF' then my username should be TheGayGay.
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✋🤡🤚 ABSOLUTE CLOWN
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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AYAYA! AYAYA! AYAYA!

AYAYA! AYAYA! AYAYA! AYAYA! AYAYA!
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Father = Fat Her
Mother = Moth? Er...
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It's that time of the year...
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Boo!
Picture of TheJayJay wearing a golden mask, obscuring his entire face.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Finally updated my website, only for it to say it needs updating.
Screenshot of the website jaypedia.xyz. Header: This website is currently under reconstruction This website has been out of date for several months and so I am temporarily taking it down to edit it. I do not know when it will be back up. In the meantime, you can access my music by either going to my Bandcamp or Newgrounds pages. The next album to be released will be a set of Inktober 2025 demos, with the full album hopefully being released in early or mid-November. If you have any further enquiries, please email me. I apologise for any inconvenience. -Jay
October 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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HEADSPINNING: Gen Alpha Not As Interested In Cigarettes And Alcohol As Previous Generations. Industries Baffled.
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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finally, a promotional offer i can't refuse
Screenshot of a Gmail promotions inbox. An incoming email from a redacted address with the title "Your Free Bra & Pant Set Awaits!🎁 - Claim your free set from ON THAT ASS."
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Quite frankly, while the lack of dynamic audio in Plants vs. Zombies: Replanted does suck (which they're planning to fix), I'm surprised there's not more complaints about the fact that the game requires EA Authentication right from the get-go, which I couldn't do because I got the game on Steam.
October 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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The book asked me to do this:
Page 292 from 'Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It' by Cory Doctorow. "A service is end-to-end encrypted when outgoing messages are scrambled by the sender and not unscrambled until they reach their receiver. We call that scrambling encryption, and it's a powerful expression of some extremely esoteric (and very, very cool) mathematics. After years of guerrilla warfare with surveillance-happy governments, we've arrived at a happy juncture where nearly everything you do with a device these days is encrypted by default. Reach into your pocket and take out your little black distraction rectangle. Open up the camera app. Point it at this page. Press the shutter button. Congratulations, you've just committed copyright infringement. See you in court.* Now, in the eyeblink that it took for your phone's sensor to capture an image of the words on this page and store them on its internal drive, it scrambled (encrypted) them so thoroughly that if every hydrogen atom in the universe were transformed into a computer and set to guessing which key was needed to unscramble that picture, we would run out of universe LONG before we ran out of possible keys. So long as the scrambling system is well made, there is no way to guess or derive the key needed to unscramble things that are sent over the internet or stored on the devices used to send those things. (You can delete the photo now. Or better yet, post it to your group chat or social media account with a note telling people how much you're enjoying this book! Here, I'll provide you with some explanatory text: Greetings, followers of my reader! This is Cory Doctorow writing to you, and your friend has very nearly finished reading my excellent 2025 book, Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It * Just kidding. Despite the ominous and wildly legally incomplete copyright notice at the front of this book, fair use is a thing, and it covers what you just did." Page 293 from 'Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It' by Cory Doctorow. "Available at finder bookstores everywhere, as well as on monopoly electronic retail sites that should be condemned to the scrap heap of history.) But just because something is ENCRYPTED, it doesn't mean that it is END-TO-END encrypted. Take the wildly popular messaging platform Telegram, which bills itself as an encrypted messaging" The photo is zoomed in so the rest of the page's text is cut off.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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"whats ur gender" my gender is the bit in MLP: FiM where there's a hundred clones of Pinkie Pie and they're all yelling "Fun! Fun! Fun!" in unison.
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The problem with journalling or notetaking is that my brain is never satisfied with it. Maybe I'm far too autistic to do such a thing but I can never find a system that is *novel enough* but also *simple*. I've tried a couple and nothing seems to stick.

"Just write stuff down" is far too boring...
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I finally got Completionist++ on Balatro!

It still didn't give me the achievement.
Gameplay of the video game Balatro. End screen of Ante 8 with the joker cards Cloud 9 (Negative), Hanging Chad, Fortune Teller, Throwback, Chicot (Polychrome) and Stone Joker. There is a Mercury planet card as well as an unused Coupon Tag. Game is being played on the Ghost Deck. Screenshot of Balatro's Stats page. Best Hand: 5.151e25 Highest Round: 46 Highest Ante: 16 Most Played Hand: Pair (9027) Most Money: $1,553 Best Win Streak: 6 (1) Progress: 100% Collection: 100% (340/340) Challenges: 100% (20/20) Joker Stickers: 100% (1200/1200) Deck Stake Wins 100% (120/120)
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I really like this Tweet.
Tweet from liam🇵🇸 @paolomaldinitd "just go on bandcamp you fucking idiots"
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Hey @darkviper.au do you still have that thing you edited where it was a scene from No Country for Old Men but every sentence ended with "Friendo"? Funniest shit I've ever seen.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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what if i walked on stage and said "i wrote this song 5 minutes ago" like Tenacious D, before performing my oldest song to the audience?
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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a sequel to owls that says "what"
July 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I am eating less! Not in an effort to lose weight! But because I cannot afford as much food!
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I wish people on Discord knew this button exists and what it does.
Zoomed-in Screenshot of Discord's reply feature. The user sees "@ ON" in blue text, a red-arrow points to it. Above that it says "Click to disable pinging the original author." This text has had several red circles drawn around it for emphasis.
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Today's Lichess Puzzle was pretty fun to find
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Chess tactic #T58fx - White to play
Lichess tactic trainer: Find the best move for white.. Played by 124985 players.
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September 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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There's 9 hours left of Bandcamp Friday at the time of this post so if you'd like to support me, feel free to pick up a CD or Cassette of my most recent album or just pay what you want for anything on my page.
thejayjay.bandcamp.com
September 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I spent WAY too much money on records as it's Bandcamp Friday. Woops! 🥴
September 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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British Success: I now own both Gromit mugs and the Teapot.
From left to right: a Gromit (from Wallace & Gromit) Teapot, a Gromit Mug and a golden-variant Gromit Mug (that looks like it could do with a good clean),
August 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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After much thorough research, multiple tests, careful analysis on those tests, I have finally come to the ultimate, definitive conclusion on a most debated subject.

Cream in a Carbonara is fine.
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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watching The Dicsuckery Channel
August 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM