Jayknowzz
@jayknowzz.bsky.social
I'm a 26 year old college student. Writer (more of a hobby) and speaker of the bull***t
Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM
Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM
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I want politics to be about a better everyday life.
Here's what that can look like:
Here's what that can look like:
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I want politics to be about a better everyday life.
Here's what that can look like:
Here's what that can look like:
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MUST WATCH: Musk admits to spreading misinformation and treats it like a game—except real lives are the stakes.
Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.”
Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”
Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.”
Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”
February 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
MUST WATCH: Musk admits to spreading misinformation and treats it like a game—except real lives are the stakes.
Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.”
Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”
Q: “You said $50 million in condoms were sent to Hamas. That wasn’t true.”
Musk: “Some things I say will be incorrect.”
All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture
January 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture
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I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
January 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
Bro I stg the cockroach was standing 😭😭😭😭
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bro I stg the cockroach was standing 😭😭😭😭
LMAO! I've only had bad roommates from one specific country and I know not to think in a specific way about it. But!!!!!!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
LMAO! I've only had bad roommates from one specific country and I know not to think in a specific way about it. But!!!!!!!
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If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice a day you’re wrong.
January 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice a day you’re wrong.
Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch?
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch?
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
This dude took his shirt off and now the whole room reeks
First time I've seen him going to take a shower
Someone shoot me
First time I've seen him going to take a shower
Someone shoot me
December 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
This dude took his shirt off and now the whole room reeks
First time I've seen him going to take a shower
Someone shoot me
First time I've seen him going to take a shower
Someone shoot me
I don't know about that one, chief
The Tribal Chief Championship could debut soon on WWE TV.
December 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I don't know about that one, chief
#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!
December 18, 2024 at 4:22 PM
#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!
"Never die" as like the exclamation to a compliment fries me every time 😭😭😭😭😂
December 17, 2024 at 9:35 PM
"Never die" as like the exclamation to a compliment fries me every time 😭😭😭😭😂
Vampire saga is over!
Hi, my namz william the werewolf. Just fownd a fon nxt to a sizzling body outside so the ovious thing I did was take it, not ask questions and jst strt posti- SQUIRREL!!!
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Vampire saga is over!
Hi, my namz william the werewolf. Just fownd a fon nxt to a sizzling body outside so the ovious thing I did was take it, not ask questions and jst strt posti- SQUIRREL!!!
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!
Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.
December 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Hi, my namz william the werewolf. Just fownd a fon nxt to a sizzling body outside so the ovious thing I did was take it, not ask questions and jst strt posti- SQUIRREL!!!
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
False alarm...it was simply a Quarrel. Something about the similar spellings makes me confuse arguing with small mammals 🤓
Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!
Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.
Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Screw this! If I can walk around with moonlight which is basically sunlight then I can walk around in sunlight. Science, bitch!
Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.
Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
December 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Date over! Bitch asked me if my "suck dial" is set to high, especially when she's on her period.
Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
December 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Fuck politics! Ya boi, got a date! She's so pale that she looks like she could get sunburned by moonlight. I think she's the one!
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?
Update: At the doctor's (witch doctor). Apparently the burglar had three and a half STDs. Fuck!
Update: I didn't mean it like that. Stop texting me to come suck you. Y'all are sick!
Update: The burglar has been sucked dry
December 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Update: At the doctor's (witch doctor). Apparently the burglar had three and a half STDs. Fuck!
Update: I didn't mean it like that. Stop texting me to come suck you. Y'all are sick!
Update: The burglar has been sucked dry
About to suck the blood of some burglar.
#keepingthecommunitysafe
#keepingthecommunitysafe
December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Update: I didn't mean it like that. Stop texting me to come suck you. Y'all are sick!
Update: The burglar has been sucked dry
About to suck the blood of some burglar.
#keepingthecommunitysafe
#keepingthecommunitysafe
Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?
December 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Update: The burglar has been sucked dry
About to suck the blood of some burglar.
#keepingthecommunitysafe
#keepingthecommunitysafe
Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?
BTW I met a werewolf last week. He's human right now because it isn't a full moon, and now I finally get the name. Dude's gonna turn into a "bewolf". And if he turns now he'll be an "iswolf".
I'm so smart
#blablabla
I'm so smart
#blablabla
December 17, 2024 at 8:42 PM
About to suck the blood of some burglar.
#keepingthecommunitysafe
#keepingthecommunitysafe
Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?
BTW I met a werewolf last week. He's human right now because it isn't a full moon, and now I finally get the name. Dude's gonna turn into a "bewolf". And if he turns now he'll be an "iswolf".
I'm so smart
#blablabla
I'm so smart
#blablabla
Wait...if someone can bounce sunlight off a mirror and it kills me, how tf doesn't the moon do the same if it's technically reflecting sunlight? Am I missing something? Apart from vitamin D
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Werewolves get a silver bullet and we get a stick, garlic, and pedophile bottled water? Tf!?