Warren
@jayhawkwds.bsky.social
I don't take Bluesky seriously, and neither should you.
Thinking about doing one of those book of faces reels that says "I'm 50 and single, do women no longer think I'm good looking?" with some Incubus 'Wish You Were Here' playing in the background. Just for the pervy women comments.
January 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thinking about doing one of those book of faces reels that says "I'm 50 and single, do women no longer think I'm good looking?" with some Incubus 'Wish You Were Here' playing in the background. Just for the pervy women comments.
In the last three years, my youngest son (age 6, then 7) is the only person to give me a Christmas gift. Some Christmas decorations and a blanket that I do use.
January 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In the last three years, my youngest son (age 6, then 7) is the only person to give me a Christmas gift. Some Christmas decorations and a blanket that I do use.
Not a very popular opinion for my generation, but I really don't think the WKRP turkey drop is that funny.
November 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Not a very popular opinion for my generation, but I really don't think the WKRP turkey drop is that funny.
I feel dumber after watching those novovax commercials.
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I feel dumber after watching those novovax commercials.
Iowa State just shit the bed.
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Iowa State just shit the bed.
My dog gets so anxious when the cats want back in the house.
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
My dog gets so anxious when the cats want back in the house.
It's probably selfish of me, but I really felt like Devin Neal was playing football for me yesterday. I suffered the Allen, Gill, Weis (Bowen), Beaty, and Miles years. Maningo years were fun, but I love this team and coach so much. They gotta beat Baylor next week.
November 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM
It's probably selfish of me, but I really felt like Devin Neal was playing football for me yesterday. I suffered the Allen, Gill, Weis (Bowen), Beaty, and Miles years. Maningo years were fun, but I love this team and coach so much. They gotta beat Baylor next week.
I do this stupid thing with my kids where I write them notes in a code language (Aruebesh from Star Wars). It's from "Pirates" that hide chocolate coins in a treasure chest. The kids always find the treasure.
November 24, 2024 at 10:13 AM
I do this stupid thing with my kids where I write them notes in a code language (Aruebesh from Star Wars). It's from "Pirates" that hide chocolate coins in a treasure chest. The kids always find the treasure.
He's averaged over 1000/yard a season, and 13&1/2 touchdowns. #TheRealDealDevinNeal
November 24, 2024 at 1:29 AM
He's averaged over 1000/yard a season, and 13&1/2 touchdowns. #TheRealDealDevinNeal
My Dad asked me two weeks ago "who was that running back for KU?" I told him he was my favorite KU football player, ever. Took my kids to his first game. I think he had 2 carries for 1 yard.
November 24, 2024 at 1:27 AM
My Dad asked me two weeks ago "who was that running back for KU?" I told him he was my favorite KU football player, ever. Took my kids to his first game. I think he had 2 carries for 1 yard.
My dog just started woofing in his sleep. "Woof woofwoof. Woof woofwoofwoof." He might be trying to give me morse code, but only my grandpa could decipher that.
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
My dog just started woofing in his sleep. "Woof woofwoof. Woof woofwoofwoof." He might be trying to give me morse code, but only my grandpa could decipher that.
I try to live my life like my Dog does. He loves everyone as long as you give him a pat on the head, and an occasional hug.
November 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I try to live my life like my Dog does. He loves everyone as long as you give him a pat on the head, and an occasional hug.
If you think boys are transitioning just to compete in girls' sports, you forget how confusing things were at puberty. It's not a choice anyone would ever do to win a metal.
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
If you think boys are transitioning just to compete in girls' sports, you forget how confusing things were at puberty. It's not a choice anyone would ever do to win a metal.
2/2 400-mile round trip is probably around $120 for gas. Snacks and food? $200. I can not afford that. I can afford to go watch the game at my parents' house for the $20 "Go get beer" fee my Dad will charge.
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
2/2 400-mile round trip is probably around $120 for gas. Snacks and food? $200. I can not afford that. I can afford to go watch the game at my parents' house for the $20 "Go get beer" fee my Dad will charge.
I want to go to the game, I really do. But, tickets for my 3 children, me, and someone else in the cheapest seats are $240. TicketBastard will add another $30/ticket = $150. Another $50 for parking. 1/2
November 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I want to go to the game, I really do. But, tickets for my 3 children, me, and someone else in the cheapest seats are $240. TicketBastard will add another $30/ticket = $150. Another $50 for parking. 1/2
I keep thinking: "Our Pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" Every time I hear a new cabinet member's name announced.
November 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I keep thinking: "Our Pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" Every time I hear a new cabinet member's name announced.
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I NEED Bluesky to let me turn off RTs on an individual basis.
November 20, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I NEED Bluesky to let me turn off RTs on an individual basis.
GenX reels give me unnecessary anxiety. Yes, it's mostly true, but telling everyone you don't care is literally caring that people know that you don't care. That shit is private. And confusing.
November 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
GenX reels give me unnecessary anxiety. Yes, it's mostly true, but telling everyone you don't care is literally caring that people know that you don't care. That shit is private. And confusing.
Snapchat has been extra needy lately. I don't care what I was doing 8 years ago in August.
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Snapchat has been extra needy lately. I don't care what I was doing 8 years ago in August.