Gwen Spliffani
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Gwen Spliffani
@jayewill312.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Can we do threads here? I'm sure we can...right?
Anyway here is my ongoing thread of #WNBA players as wine:
Anyway here is my ongoing thread of #WNBA players as wine:
Things are just not going my way personally or professionally. So
Im doubling down on my community. Just signed up to walk families to and from the neighborhood schools. Gonna take that safety watch class next week. Next up looking for local food banks who might need hands cause mine are too idle
Im doubling down on my community. Just signed up to walk families to and from the neighborhood schools. Gonna take that safety watch class next week. Next up looking for local food banks who might need hands cause mine are too idle
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Things are just not going my way personally or professionally. So
Im doubling down on my community. Just signed up to walk families to and from the neighborhood schools. Gonna take that safety watch class next week. Next up looking for local food banks who might need hands cause mine are too idle
Im doubling down on my community. Just signed up to walk families to and from the neighborhood schools. Gonna take that safety watch class next week. Next up looking for local food banks who might need hands cause mine are too idle
Ok but I’m just saying, I’m not usually wrong
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ok but I’m just saying, I’m not usually wrong
I planned and executed my most expensive event to date. That is all.
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I planned and executed my most expensive event to date. That is all.
This is why I was confused about the resignations. There’s only 3 people left on the fcc because they left. Like how did that help any of these agencies survive? We just capitulated
September 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is why I was confused about the resignations. There’s only 3 people left on the fcc because they left. Like how did that help any of these agencies survive? We just capitulated
I knew my ex wasn’t bout shit. She hasn’t canceled her Hulu or Disney!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the stands watching a basketball game .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the stands watching a basketball game .
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I knew my ex wasn’t bout shit. She hasn’t canceled her Hulu or Disney!
20 bucks says you won’t have to worry about long lines at midterm
a person is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says iykyk im just sayin '
ALT: a person is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says iykyk im just sayin '
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
20 bucks says you won’t have to worry about long lines at midterm
The victorious feeling of typing a word you’re tentative on the spelling of and no red line appears. I’d like to thank @merriam-webster.com and my parents for saying “look it up” when I ever asked anything annoying (often)
September 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The victorious feeling of typing a word you’re tentative on the spelling of and no red line appears. I’d like to thank @merriam-webster.com and my parents for saying “look it up” when I ever asked anything annoying (often)
How do you slow down and speed up at the same time?
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How do you slow down and speed up at the same time?
This is gonna sound so naive but this episode of South Park… is that really what ChatGPT does? Is it… that easy? Doesn’t that feel like cheating?
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is gonna sound so naive but this episode of South Park… is that really what ChatGPT does? Is it… that easy? Doesn’t that feel like cheating?
They painted over the pulse memorial crosswalk…
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They painted over the pulse memorial crosswalk…
Shout out to @courtsidekenny.bsky.social for the dress of the season. So many people asked me where I got it and I wish I could wear it as my uniform it’s so comfy!!
August 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Shout out to @courtsidekenny.bsky.social for the dress of the season. So many people asked me where I got it and I wish I could wear it as my uniform it’s so comfy!!
Why is it so hard to find a tall masc of center who wants to live on a fainting couch doing their hobbies while I water and keep them alive?
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Why is it so hard to find a tall masc of center who wants to live on a fainting couch doing their hobbies while I water and keep them alive?
I got a bunch of pictures from camping and I said “oh I can print these this weekend” Vs “oh let me post them everywhere right now” I think deleting Facebook is healing my ecosystem
August 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I got a bunch of pictures from camping and I said “oh I can print these this weekend” Vs “oh let me post them everywhere right now” I think deleting Facebook is healing my ecosystem
Super fan over here got better @proxychicagosky.bsky.social swag than I do
August 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Super fan over here got better @proxychicagosky.bsky.social swag than I do
I had so much entertainment at the game tonight, you know…minus the game
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I had so much entertainment at the game tonight, you know…minus the game
The dildo on the floor at W games is now a thing. Second one spotted tonight at the Sky game. Culprit got escorted out
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The dildo on the floor at W games is now a thing. Second one spotted tonight at the Sky game. Culprit got escorted out
Ok but to know the black face/ dating Whoopi implies cognizance in the 80’s so you must know cheers. Right? Thats a 2-5 year difference..
I’m not upset I’m just curious…
I’m not upset I’m just curious…
Wait a goddamned minute, this is TED DANSON??????? The guy from The Good Place???? The guy who wore blackface at an event while dating Whoopi Goldberg????? SAM IS THAT GUY?????????
Sam from “Cheers” just showed up in this episode of #Frasier and I just realized something that I guess is obvious: both Frasier and his dad had favorite bars! Like, REALLY favorite bars.
August 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ok but to know the black face/ dating Whoopi implies cognizance in the 80’s so you must know cheers. Right? Thats a 2-5 year difference..
I’m not upset I’m just curious…
I’m not upset I’m just curious…
I firmly believe every last founding father would’ve took care of this problem before it got ramped up. But definitely now would be musket time
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I firmly believe every last founding father would’ve took care of this problem before it got ramped up. But definitely now would be musket time
If you’re a Sky fan and want to go to the game today at the United center lmk
July 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you’re a Sky fan and want to go to the game today at the United center lmk
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She ain't just a snack if she's always high.. she's an edible
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
She ain't just a snack if she's always high.. she's an edible
Don’t be shocked when I switch up and have season tickets to whatever women’s baseball team we get.
July 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t be shocked when I switch up and have season tickets to whatever women’s baseball team we get.
The jersey raising ceremony literally made me shed a tear
So did this treble photo of me and Olivia
So did this treble photo of me and Olivia
July 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The jersey raising ceremony literally made me shed a tear
So did this treble photo of me and Olivia
So did this treble photo of me and Olivia
There is a girl at the game with a Barbie pink American flag and Paige’s headshot.
There are so many layers to that
There are so many layers to that
July 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There is a girl at the game with a Barbie pink American flag and Paige’s headshot.
There are so many layers to that
There are so many layers to that
I thing I’m gonna wear my Vandersloot jersey tonight but cover the Sloot with electrical tape and write in Quigs
July 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I thing I’m gonna wear my Vandersloot jersey tonight but cover the Sloot with electrical tape and write in Quigs
The goddess pops up every so often and reminds me that women ain’t shit 😌 and you ask me why I have the only single seat in the stadium…
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The goddess pops up every so often and reminds me that women ain’t shit 😌 and you ask me why I have the only single seat in the stadium…