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27 • ΔΣΘ 🎱 • Lover of books, champagne, & a good laugh.
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Stadium announcer: And now for your halftime entertainment…BEYONCE!!

Netflix:
November 18, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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My toxic trait is saying “good talk” after saying something and getting ignored
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Got called a bitch at work today… work bestie immediately knocked him out. 🙂‍↕️
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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when someone calls their BABY ‘fine as hell,’ the law & order theme plays in my head.
November 17, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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No one:

Mike Tyson:
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Auntie needs an alcoholic beverage.
November 15, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Anyone else feel like we need the prequel to the Handmaids Tale to come out? It seems like these current times would be an appropriate precursor to Gilead.
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Pretzels dipped in cinnamon applesauce!
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 AM
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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I love confident women they bring light to any and everybody around them
November 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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I would like to take the time to acknowledge how much I appreciate seeing ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ being used correctly. Carry on.
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Turns out a chronological feed is really good
November 15, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Book pages should be numbered backwards so we’re always counting down how many pages we have left
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Mmm, I actually really like this.
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM